me: (has super negative thought)
me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today
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homoerotic duelling at my place byob (bring your own blade)
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share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach
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teacher: write about who you are and your identity!
me: my what
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a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
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Oh to be the guy in the 10 of swords tarot card, and have 10 swords. sure theyd be in my back but id still have them
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“Sleep is for the weak,” i say. my hands are shaking. i can hear colors.
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“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”
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yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
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Call out post
joeveralls:
I have a good heart
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there’s nothing more satisfying than the sound of hitting someone solid in the fucking jaw.
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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options
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am I STUPID or just ʙ ʀ ᴀ ᴠ ᴇ ?
——— WELL , they’re basically the same
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Unless it’s Jesus and God telling me to stop my shit, I will not.
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wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)
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