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drunkbeautyqueen · 2 years
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Larry Stylinson, Holivia, and Fake Relationships, Oh My!
For my first post, I wanted to write about something I actually have a really deep connection to… Harry Styles.
For those unaware, Styles rose to fame in british boyband One Direction. He was painted as the band’s womanizing front man. He was arguably the most popular member and had many relationships with typically older women. However, there’s a great conspiracy at hand that at this point, you’ve had to live under a rock to avoid. Said conspiracy is known as Larry Stylinson. Many think Harry Styles and fellow bandmate Louis Tomlinson were in a secret relationship the entire time. On top of that, any relationship either had during the band’s run was actually for PR. (Cue the pap pics of Haylor in central park)
Personally, I think something defo happened between the two but nothing long-term. However, I do think Styles’ current relationship is a total sham. I mean, you want me to believe the star of Olivia Wilde’s new movie (That *allegedly* sucks) just happened to fall in love with her? Bullshit. And the blinds back me up.
Here, here, and also here
Is it even an article about fake relationships if I don't include a blind with everyone's fav beard?
can't forget this one
or this one
okay I'm done
just kidding
okay i'm actually done this time
So, you may be thinking “Wow, I was unaware someone could have this much time on their hands!” Which fair point, but still, we technically have proof that shit like this happens in Hollywood all. the. time. This article basically proves my point. And this Reddit thread is also doing me some favors. Also, as the aforementioned Reddit thread states, how is it that Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki were able to date for two years without anyone noticing but holivia had articles written about them like 2 weeks into their relationship? Granted Galecki and Cuoco were both like C/B listers at the time so that could have something to do with it. However, if you want to make that argument, just look at Mario Lopez and Tiffani Thiessen. Both incredibly popular celebs on an incredibly popular show. They dated and no one knew until 2016 when a Saved by the Bell producer revealed it.
Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed my rambling. I’ve definitely had too much coffee today and I feel this post really shows that.
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drunkbeautyqueen · 2 years
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heyyy
got bored and decided to make a tumblr acc dedicated to my affinity for celebs, pop culture, and blind items
so follow if that seems up your alley
or just send me things to talk about
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