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i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds
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things could be worse. you could have school tomorrow.
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if you meet the summer me, well that is not me. those shorts and t shirt are not me. meet me in november, you wont regret it
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I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that
Question: are you team tail or team Tvisha aka team no tail
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are we talking about cardan and his tail? because i'm definitely team tail but only his tail
all other tails are a fuck no
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fuck cardan (if the tail has to be there i need it to be braided with gold tinsel) , marry circe, kill addy because i don't know who that is
loren hale, evelyn hugo, dan wilds
@familyline @iambecomeyourvillain
Fuck/kiss marry kill
Rb with the prev persons options, add your own and tag more people cause I'm bored
Clary (tmi), Gansey (raven boys), Nikolai (grishaverse)
@herondalesunsetcurve @that-intp-vampire @iambecomeyourvillain @svdaji @buckley-robin
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can we atleast agree that he uses his tail as an accessory and braids it and uses ribbons to secure the braid?
Question: are you team tail or team Tvisha aka team no tail
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are we talking about cardan and his tail? because i'm definitely team tail but only his tail
all other tails are a fuck no
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that's so much worse because now the tail can't even be properly yassified (using a thick chunk of gold tinsel braided into the hair and such)
Question: are you team tail or team Tvisha aka team no tail
i
i,,,,
are we talking about cardan and his tail? because i'm definitely team tail but only his tail
all other tails are a fuck no
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imagine accidentally tripping on his tail and having to clean up the hair because he sheds so damn much all day. why would you want that
Question: are you team tail or team Tvisha aka team no tail
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i,,,,
are we talking about cardan and his tail? because i'm definitely team tail but only his tail
all other tails are a fuck no
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'"Boyfriend is popular," Oscar says and passes the clicker to me'
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'Oscar eats a fry and nods to me. "Fiancé is looking at you."'
WE WENT FROM BOYFRIEND TO FIANCÉ SHAKING SOBBING CRYING TEARS OF JOY LOSING MY SHIT
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The River
Will and Jem reunite. I had an idea and I rolled with it.
The water was cold, though not unpleasant. Jem found he rather liked the feel of it against his bare ankles. Water rose up to his waist and he skimmed the surface, watching it ripple out, racing to the opposite bank. Tracking the movement, his eyes fell on bare feet, trousers rolled up to the ankles.
Will hadn't changed a bit. His eyes were as blue as the day they met, and his hair still as strikingly dark as ever. Their eyes met. Jem trudged across, pushing against the water.
"I did tell you," Will started when he reached, "that I would see you on the other side."
"I know you did." Exhaustion rattled Jem and he turned onto his back in the sand. He gazed up at Will.
"How is Tess?" Azure eyes sparked. "I assume she's well?"
"William."
He crouched, holding out a hand. "Oh yes. Sorry. You must be tired after that. I would know, I did it first."
"No need to brag."
"Oh! I heard you met my great great so on grandson. Is he as devilishly handsome as I am?" Hand on his hip, he struck a pose.
Jem smiled. "He's blonde."
"What?" The shock in his voice raised the word at least four octaves. "Like... like Gabriel?"
"Actually, the Lightwood boy is dark haired."
"He gets it from Cecily then."
"Will, there are generations between you," Jem tried reasoning. "Maybe it was Cordelias genes."
"No, no, she's a redhead."
"His soon to be wife is a redhead. She's a Fairchild."
"This gets odder by the second."
Jem laughed, leaning his weight on Will, who was content with carrying most of it.
They talked along the way, walking the length of the river and then some.
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i would like to know what that is but i refuse to listen to anymore k-pop than i have already been forced to
cym as songs you didn’t like
Woah. I hate so many songs. I finally have choices. Damn…
@the-sky-is-full-of-stars Spaceman by the UK Eurovision guy.
@twelve-kinds-of-trouble Bam Bam by Camila Cabello and Ed Sheeran.
@iambecomeyourvillain Worth it by Fifth Harmony.
@saltyfortunes What Makes You Beautiful.
@wafflesandschemingfaces Get Into It Yuh. Doja cat Why.
@juxtaglomerularapparatus Saoko by Rosalia. Like what.
@sankta-chaosqueen End Game by Taylor Swift.
@thehalfbloodfreak The Archer by Taylor Swift. I hate it so much.
@ds-umbrella-manufacturing-co Everything by LCD Sound System. What was that. Bullshit.
@drunk-on-inejs-laughter Fake Love by BTS.
@kazoo-the-demjin How you like that by Blackpink.
@confused-as-all-hell Happier than ever by Billie Eilish.
@moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom Camilo and his stupid mustache. Stupid.
Justin Bieber. Just. Entirely.
I need to stop.
For the record, none of these are based on lyrics. You think I know the words to shit I skip and block out? No.
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Irrational Envy
Jurdan. I could've led this up to smut but I didn't because idk. Wasn't feeling it.
°•○
Cardan's finger trailed languidly is his wife's arm while she lay against his chest. He remembered seeing her in this very position with Locke once, and an irrational streak of envy flashed green.
"Have I mentioned that you look horrid today?"
Jude's lips curved. "No. Tell me."
He pressed his lips to her shoulder and smiled. She made a triumphant sound, as if to say "that's what I thought."
The question lingered on his tongue, growing more bitter with every passing second he didn't spit it out. "Do you miss him?"
"Who?"
It was stupid. Jude hated him, there was no reason for her to be upset or nostalgic over the man who had broken her heart for sport, taken it apart for his own amusement and left her, bleeding, to fix it.
"Locke," he muttered. She lowered her book, the one he insisted she read, and took a moment. He watched her take in their surroundings. His Queen, always on edge, he thought fondly, stroking the curve of her ear.
Jude twisted in his lap to face him, narrowing her eyes curiously. "What's brought this on?"
"He held you like this once," he stated, "did you like it?"
"Maybe at the time." She shrugged. "I don't make it a habit of thinking about my ex."
"I see." His mouth found her neck and he bit down softly. She groaned and squirmed against him, dropping the book to the grass. "Who do you think about?"
"My husband."
Cardan grinned, holding her hips while she straddled him.
"But don't tell him. His ego is big enough to feel a small colony in Africa."
"Africa?"
"Never mind."
"Tell me how much you hate me," she said against his jaw. "Tell me you despise me."
"You know I can't." He ran a hand up her back, cupping the small of her neck and pulling her down, covering the apace between then with her. Their lips brushed and Jude teased him gently with her tongue. Cardan moaned, yanking at her dress.
"I hate you."
She kissed him.
"Jude. I love you too." Breathless, he hugged her to him. "My wife."
She snorted, resting her chin on his head.
"What brought this on?"
"He used to hold you here. Under the tree where I could see." His thumb ran gentle circles on her leg over soft material. "I hate that he had your heart first."
Jude stroked his hair, ran her fingers through it and tilted his chin up. "He never had me. Not really. With Locke, everything felt like a haze, nothing was real, everything a dream."
"He kissed you," Cardan murmured, closing his eyes, "but your eyes were on me."
"They were always on you."
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my friend made a powerpoint presentation elaborating on sherlock's relationship with watson and its so well put together i need everyone to see it so here it is. (posted with her permission:))
(1/2)
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/33061540/chapters/96785796
new chapter!!
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