My liege, I bring news from beyond the hellsite. Yes. They twinkified him and made him white. Mhm. I’m sorry, my liege, the mistranslations have gone too far. I shall start dad-bodding this man as soon as I leave your sight. What’s that? You want me to make him trans as well? In which direction, your highness? It doesn’t matter? Well said, my lord. I shall commence at once.

like okay im just going to be real right now. do some of you not understand that children grow into adults? like seriously. because the way some of yall talk about them makes me feel like you think of children as an entirely different species and not people who in 10 years will be expected to function and understand society. were you cloned? do you come from a tube? did you jump out of the artificial womb as a fully formed 25 year old

what if instead of being mean we could try being nice

the impression i've gotten of flash comics so far is that speedsters are powered by love and adhd. and also the (cosmic) horrors.

now i don't know much about star trek but data being an android named data is kind of funny it'd be like if there was a human being called memories

Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

will you still provide for us if we get unemployed

I have no clue who you are but no sorry I have a gorgeous partner to spoil. I can't afford to support the rest of you :/

When I was a very tiny child my mom was in a local production of The Reluctant Resurrection of Sherlock Holmes, a play where Arthur Conan Doyle is hired to investigate a murder at a haunted house with Sherlock Holmes, a figment of Doyle’s imagination that only he can see and hear. Doyle very sincerely believes that the house is haunted, and Holmes thinks that Doyle is a moron

I was too young to appreciate this concept when I was a child, now that I’m older it’s the best concept for a play I’ve ever heard in my life.

🌟⭐️Happy Wednesday!! Be yourself and sparkle on!! ⭐️🌟

Autism be damned, this boy sure can *long series of computer error tones, beeps, alarms and the sound of a fan whirring*

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