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dr3c0mix · 3 days
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If you allow hallow nsfw I will cry and then die from sheer shock and terror<3
Probably gpnna make a seperate cryptid guy for nsfw because HES LITERALLY A DOLL HE GOT NO PENIS!! HE HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SEX IS HE THINKS BABIES COME FROM ATORKS!!! 🥺🥺
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dr3c0mix · 7 days
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Alistair x (platonically) Teen Reader
In the fic he is like oh my god a bride, he walks in and instead of an adult..or a bride-
They find a teen, who literally threw a pebble at him, an angsty teen💀
I’m very happy to read ur fics and usually pair them with teen/child mc because I find it funny because they expect the love of their life
and teen mc standing there :🧍‍♂️
anyways sorry for the long request, luv ur writing, and ur art :D
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Yandere! Evil King x Teen! GN! Reader
CW: platonic relationship, Alistair is a bit of a DILF so do with it as you will, Dads are hot you guys!! READER IS A MINOR.
👑 Who is this sassy lost child?
👑 His minions kidnapped you while you were on a carriage ride back to your kingdom.
👑 He was hoping for like a princess or something to marry and take over the kingdom with or whatever so like...what tf he gonna do with you???
👑 Clearly you were too young to be in a situation like this, but theres no way he's giving you back without a reward, so yes he still holds you for ransom.
👑 "Child, I am Alistair, King of-ACk!"
👑 Did...did you throw a pillow at him?!
👑 "How dare yo- AHK! Stop it!" another one..
👑 You refuse to listen to anything he says, you just wanted to go home
👑 You two had a bit of rivalry for a bit. He hated you and you hated him.
👑 He promised not to show any affection or care towards you since in his eyes, your actions didn't deserve it. How can someone be so rude to a king !?
👑 But he starts to notice you don't eat much. He never sees you in the dining hall and has only seen quick moments of you nibbling on some bread or pastries the servants gave you.
👑 He scoffed, so irresponsible! You must eat a proper meal right this second or you'll starve!
👑 You're surprised to see a meal prepared for you during your routine trip to get a snack from the pantry with a note on the plate.
👑 "Next time, ask for a proper meal. I don't want your parents to think I've been starving you. -Alistair P.S. go to bed early."
👑 Huh...
👑 Alistair smiled from the doorway of the dining hall, watching you eat up with a smile on your face. You might have been too scared of him to ask for food so you've been sneaking snacks while he wasn't looking.
👑 Of course he wasn't doing it because he cared about you, he just didn't want royalty like you to resort to such pathetic means to eat!
👑 Why are you still sad? Perhaps he should get you some things to keep your attention..
👑 He asks (threateningly may I add) about your hobbies or interests.
👑 The next morning your cell (which has been upgraded to a lovely room in the castle because he didn't want you to be filthy and gross in a dungeon) was filled with anything he could find that he thought you'd enjoy.
👑 Don't think he wants you to be happy! He's just tired of seeing you sulk everywhere!
👑 He denies everything, but you swear you could see a tiny smile on his face when you hugged him happily.
👑 You start being a little more open to him, showing him anything you've made or done with pride and he'd receive it gratefully, but he won't show it of course.
👑 "I made you this friendship bracelet!"
👑 "I've seen better jewelry."
👑 "Oh I'll take it back then I guess.."
👑 "No, it's mine now, back off."
👑 Drawings and the like that he said would be thrown out as soon as you left would be seen framed in his room
👑 It would be a..waste of good canvas..
👑 And of course he buys a few books of your choice for you to read, he'd be damned if your brain turns to mush.
👑 Bro bro he'd be the type to let you swing around while holding onto his bicep.
👑 If you ever have any problems, or come to him in a bad mood, he'd have no idea how to help other than to sit down and listen to your troubles.
👑 He's not the most physical when it comes to affection, but you bet your ass he's gonna do everything he can to cheer you up.
👑 At this point he's rewriting his demands for the ransom. Either your kingdom lets him sign some adoption papers or he's starting a war.
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dr3c0mix · 8 days
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having an internal battle rn whether or not i should allow hallow nsfw guys imagine but hes hes a lil guy- bUT BUT B-
idk whether i should make him a complete weirdo when it comes to 'playing house' or a lil guy who doesnt even know what sex is GUYS WHAT DO I D-
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dr3c0mix · 8 days
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Hi! I've been a fan of your page for a while now (I absolutely love your stuff omg never stop 🤧🤧) but I was wondering if you had any voice claims for the zomboys? (My personal addiction lmao) And it's completely fine if you don't wanna do it! I checked to see if your requests were open and noticed that they were semi open? Idk if this counts as something small though 😭 Either way I wanna say that I appreciate all of your works and I hope you're taking care of yourself and have a good day hooman <333
im planning on making a comp of all my boys' voice claims soon (yes it includes the zomboys ^^ ) i'll be sure to be finished with it as soon as possible !!
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dr3c0mix · 14 days
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Listen, I am working on those promised WIPs, but I've had this idea for a long time now and yesterday I was too sleep deprived to do anything else. This is for my goat leg connoisseurs out there ✊😔 This is just the introduction! More will follow in time.
Yandere! Demon x Gloomy! Reader
As much as you'd like to spend the rest of your life secluded away from the world, you need money. Conveniently enough, a new detective agency in town is hiring, and the salary is ridiculously good. The catch? Oh, you'll see once you sign the contract right...here. Congratulations! You've sealed a lifetime bond with their one and only employee, a demon from the depths of Hell!
Content: female reader, monster romance, dark humor, perverted goat demon yandere, based on ‘Yondemasuyo, Azazel-San’
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There’s still enough time to go back, you think. It’s loud and crowded and you’d rather be home. The temptation is beginning to creep its tendrils over your mind, so you quickly pull out your phone and check your bank account. The numbers remind you why you’re here in the first place: if you don’t get a job soon, you’ll run out of savings.
Come on, it can’t be that bad. In fact, it’s the best offer you’ve ever laid your eyes on. Minimal interaction with humans, short hours, and absurdly good pay. A new detective agency opened in your town and they’re looking for an assistant. A regular person would most likely be put off by such shady circumstances. There must be a catch, but you couldn’t care less either way. What are they going to do, kill you? Sell your organs on the black market? They’d spare you the time to plan your own demise.
You climb the stairs and knock on the door. A deep voice tells you to enter, and you sheepishly make your entrance. The office is rather small and somewhat cramped, with stacks of papers scattered over the floor. Behind the desk sits a man – maybe in his thirties? – with messy black hair, sunken eyes, and an irked expression. Is this the detective? He looks like an angry thug. Not that you’re one to judge, given your overall gloomy aura that deters passersby with ease.
“Yes?” he asks curtly, not even looking up from his book.
“I’m here for the job offer. The assistant role?”
“Ah, yeah. Completely forgot about that.” He rummages through his drawer and pulls out a sheet of paper, slapping it on the desk. “Here’s the details. Same as in the ad. Here’s where you sign. Do you have questions?”
“Hmm, I guess not.” You hum, indifferent, and scribble your name.
The man finally glances at you, faint intrigue on his face.
“This went unexpectedly smoothly. What if it was a scam?”
“Then what?” You stare him in the eye with a flaccid smile. “There’s nothing to take from me. If it is a scam indeed, you’ll be the one disappointed in the end.”
His eyes narrow in an eerie grin, and he stands up.
“Perfect match.”
“Excuse me?”
He walks towards a secondary room and waits for you to follow him. Once you’ve joined, he turns on the lights, and you immediately notice a strange seal painted on the floor: Geometric symbols resembling a pentagram, surrounded by words in a language you don’t understand. You’re carefully observing the strange sight, so entranced that you don’t sense the detective lifting your hand and casually piercing your finger with a small scalpel.
Before you can react to the sudden attack, he presses your hand onto the contract you’d signed earlier. You wince in pain and swiftly pull your hand away, glaring at the man.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” you demand angrily.
“I thought I’d already introduce you to the main tool we use to solve our cases.”
The sigil on the ground begins to glow and the edges move in a circular motion. A black ooze erupts from the center, rapidly expanding outwards. You glue yourself to the wall for safety, unsure of what is happening.
A clawed hand emerges from the cursed muck, grabbing onto the edges for support. Within seconds, a creature crawls its way out. A humanoid figure with curled horns and long locks, its body ending with goat hooves instead of legs, stands up and stretches before your terrified self. You tighten your jaw in anticipation.
“You always summon me during my best naps, damn it!” the demon barks.
The detective approaches the monster, completely unconcerned, and slaps its horns nonchalantly, earning a groan from the demon.
“Skip the unnecessary whining. This is our new assistant and your owner as of now.” He explains, dangling the contract before the horned creature and pointing a finger in your direction.
“The fuck? You said you’d end the deal if I completed that mission. You lied to me, you-!” the beast finally notices your presence and abruptly stops. “Well then, what do we have here?”
A wide, perverted smile replaces his frown, sharp fangs glistening with malice.
“Aren’t you a miserable one! You reek of apathy”, the demon exclaims, clacking his hooves in your direction. “Boy oh boy, I could just eat you up! Tell me your name.”
You open your mouth, but no sound comes out. You wonder if this is some bizarre dream after all. The demon clamps your lips back shut.
“Tempting offer, but I don’t need head right now. Save the gesture for later, alright? Let’s try again: Name!”
Your brows furrow in disbelief at his crass insolence.
“I-it’s (Y/N).” you finally manage to blurt out.
He strokes your head lovingly, as if he’s praising some house pet.
“Good girl. You can call me Zzy.”
For a moment, you completely forgot about the detective being in the same room. He places the demon under a firm hold and shoves him away from you, then hands you a thick, leathered book.
“This is his grimoire. Read it once you’re home. First day is tomorrow unless you need more time.”
“Tomorrow is fine”, you answer in a daze, fumbling to find the exit and ignoring the horned monster waving at you enthusiastically.
You’re lying in bed, still a little shaken from the events you witnessed earlier today. A detective agency that uses a demon to solve matters, and you’ve just been coerced into selling your soul for a lifetime bond with him. You sigh in exhaustion. At least the pay is good, you tell yourself as you trace your fingers over the old text of the grimoire:
“Great President of Hell, ruling three legions of demons. Brings insanity or great sorrow to any person the conjurer wishes. Feeds on sadness and fear. Causes people to end their life.”
Hard to believe that depraved buffoon holds such power. Although it does explain, at least, why the detective was eager to use you as a replacement. Or why the demon showed such intense interest.
“Who’s a buffoon?”
The voice is so close that you feel its hot breath on your ear. You scream and jump back in panic, tumbling out of the bed and scrambling onto the floor. You rub your eyes just to make sure: the half-goat creature is lounging under your sheets, gazing at you with a bored expression.
“Christ! I thought you’re not allowed to leave the office?” you inquire, baffled.
“That’s why I snuck this in your pocket!” he says as he procures a small coin. “I can track down cursed items. Hehe~”
As if remembering a vital detail, he throws himself up and joins you on the ground:
“Oh, but don’t tell Mr. Detective about it, or he’ll feed me to the dogs. It’s our secret.” he pleads, hands put together in a praying gesture.
“What are you even doing here?”
“I figured it’d be useful if we got to know each other as soon as possible, seeing as we’ll be working together from now on.”
“And it couldn’t wait until tomorrow?”
“Well…I also got really horny thinking of you and decided to just visit instead. How about a quick fuck?”
“Absolutely not. Eat a raw potato or something.”
“Don’t be like that! At least let me touch your boobs. Help a partner out, eh?”
Perhaps being scammed was not the worst-case scenario. You slap the demon’s groping fingers away and return to your previous spot in bed. It will be a long night.
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dr3c0mix · 14 days
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There’s so much breeding on this blog rn/pos
we have a problem
(yes im including my readers)
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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff
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dr3c0mix · 15 days
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Henlo, I've never really sent in an ask before but I hope it's okay I do some incorrect quotes with your OCS, If I'm over stippy stepping my boundaries please tell me
Grimm (wolf form): "Looks up at s/o w/ puppy dog eyes*
S/o holding a bowl: You don't know what I have here, this is chocolate ice cream. It could kill you
Grimm: *places paw on s/o's leg*
S/o sobbing: Why do you want me to kill you?
S/o: Hey where's ribs?
Bo: He drank 3000 mg of caffeine and now he thinks the hummingbirds in the mall are talking shit about him
Ribs rushing by punching a hummingbird: FIGHT ME I AM SOUND
(Sorry if this isn't accurate I don't know how caffeine would effect your zombies)
S/o: *opens door after various loud knocks*
Kagiri and his gang: WE THE BOIS! THE BOIS ARE HOOOOMEEE
S/o: I have no idea who any of these men are
S/o smiling and wiping a tear from their eye: but the Bois are home
AAAAAAHHHHH NO YOURE NOT STIPPY STEPPING AT ALL!!! I LOVE THEM!!!
Aragrrragaragragarg theyre so theyr theyre!!!
I need ribs to fight a hummingbird now
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dr3c0mix · 15 days
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Do you have any NSFW headcanons for Kalva? What does he like to be done to him? Take all the time you need to answer :)
Harpy x GN! Reader Part 2
CW: Kalva is very horny, scratching, biting, mentions of reader being pregnant (still GN)
nothing like an nsfw fic to start off my comeback
🪶 Imagine seeing Kalva work hard on making the nest bigger, but instead of the usual twigs and leaves, it's soft cotton, bedding and flowers.
🪶 You didn't think much of it until he started becoming more touchy.
🪶 With the weather heating up and spring finally arriving, Kalva's been thinking of one thing and one thing only; filling you full of his chicks~!
🪶 He brings home larger food that isn't common for him to catch either because it's too big or it's something really scarce in the mountains. His lovey dovey needs their protein for their..intimate activity together~
🪶 Then one summer evening he comes hope with a bouquet of pretty flowers all for you!
🪶 As soon as you express appreciation for his courting gift, he's all over you in an instant!
🪶 He starts slow of course, or as slow as he's able to anyway, kissing and cooing over you while his talons gently rip off your clothes.
🪶 He lets you choose the pace in which you two work, he wants his mate to be as comfortable as possible!
🪶 The nest is nice and soft, everything perfect for you to be in all kinds of positions for him~!
🪶 Imagine him licking at your skin as he grazes his sharp nails across your thighs, making your legs open up prettily.
🪶 He moves to have his head in between your thighs and laps at your sex, just sit back and let your hubby taste you~
🪶 You can feel him giggle when you let out soft whimpers and moans.
🪶 He massages the flesh of your thigh roughly as his tongue explores inside you, he's surprisingly good at this.
🪶 Just as you were about to climax, he pulls out, his mouth covered in your juices.
🪶 He grabs you by the back of your neck and pulls you into a kiss. You can taste yourself on his lips while his hand wanders from your thighs to his growing erection.
🪶 He pulls you closer to him, cooing softly to comfort you as he slides his cock inside of your wet sex.
🪶 You can feel him breathing heavily and you kiss him softly to calm him down. He chirps letting you know he's ok and starts to thrust into you.
🪶 It's soft at first before Kalva picks up the pace and you're clinging onto him while he rams into you quickly.
🪶 He churls into your neck as me bottoms out into you. You feel like you're getting the life squeezed out of you with how tight he's hugging you, as if he's a child holding his favorite stuffed animal during a thunderstorm.
🪶 His ruffled up feathers relax and he loosens his hold on you before moving your position to him spooning you.
🪶 You can hear him mumbling about how he'll take care of you when you're pregnant, how excited he is to see you with a tummy full of his babies.
🪶 Expect to be coddled afterwards to the highest degree.
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dr3c0mix · 29 days
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so uhm may i req?horde zombie trying to make male!reader to be pregnant?even though male!reader told to them it’s impossible but the horde kept on trying to breed a baby in the reader?they wont stop till they sense a life inside of the stomach on reader<3 im obsessed to your horde zombie stories <3im also a new follower you may call me Mr.bun :3its ok if you don’t do the req i hope you have a nice day and have a good rest!
~🌸🐰✨Henry Emily✨🐰🌸~
Honestly having a baby is kind of a bonus if they think about it. Breeding is more of an instinctual thing but they're content with just that.
It doesn't matter if you're able to have children or not, they love you and this is how they express it in the highest level!
If you're insecure about it, they'll try their best to let you know that you're perfect no matter what.
Doesn't stop them from imagining a life with a baby though, mostly Bo. Ribs would probably be happy with a dog or something and the other two...don't really know about them..
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dr3c0mix · 29 days
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Them<3 I LOVE LOVE LOVE! YOUR FICS SO MUCH!!
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OH MY GOD PLEASE I NEED THEN PLEASE PLSEASE IM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES OH MY GOD!!!
YOURE ARTSTYLE IS SO CUTE THANKYOU!!!
*EATS YOUR ART*
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dr3c0mix · 29 days
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Hi, hi!! I absolutely love your posts, and I drew Valeth! I couldn't find any references of him besides his eyes on your page, so I took some creative liberties. I hope you don't mind.
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dr3c0mix · 29 days
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i got sick and have to flu right now and so I've been stuck in bed for the past like 2-3 days (its a little difficult to keep track of time with how much I've been sleeping to rest so I can get back to school as quick as possible) but I'm pretty sure I've read your entire master list like twice now? thank you for providing such amazing stories for me to read while being sick - 🐀
sorry for the late reply but i hope yourw feeling better! remember to drink a lot of water and eat hot stuff! thats what got me through sick days. im glad that i got to keep you company in a way while you were feeling poopy.
if they were real, my yans would definitely be trying their best to make you better !! (most of them might get sick too if they try to cuddle you so uhhh do that as you will!)
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dr3c0mix · 29 days
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I love Axel sm what's his favorite genre of music? (besides rock, punk, or alt)
Axel loves literally anything you like
any music you introduce to him, he's gonna listen to 24/7 just to have something to talk about with you, he wants to look cool in front of you!
He might go on a ramble about rock music and stuff but he'll catch himself sooner or later and get flustered
Not promising he'll be into making music other than rock or alt, but he might add a few riffs or melodies inspired by whatever genre you like.
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dr3c0mix · 1 month
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do you upload your stories on ao3?
Sadly no ;-; i dont usually use AO3, most of the stuff i read or write is on here..
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dr3c0mix · 1 month
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@mellsfern sent me an ask about this! if you guys dont want ai using your writing to fuel it, please turn on “Prevent third-party sharing” right now!
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dr3c0mix · 1 month
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Your yandere ceo reads like a yandere tsundere to me. Acts like they don't like you but actually really really really does.
*crying sobing* hes lterally crazy for you!!!
but you didnt hear that from me ~!
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