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Bruce Wayne stores kryptonite in his foreskin.
That's it. That's the post.
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draw tim!!! he'd look so amazing in your style (i love yoru art smmmm)
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I can't do color sorry
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Jason to Bruce privately in the Cave: “That was the stupidest decision I’ve ever seen you make. Do you really think they’re going to want to be your friends once they find out the truth? If you could unclench for ONE minute this all could’ve been avoided—”
Jason at the Justice League meeting on the Watchtower ten minutes later: “If anyone even LOOKS at Batman I’ll rip their throat out. None of you fuckers understand how many favors he’s doing your sorry asses. If you’re too stupid to listen to Batman, that’s your prerogative. He’s the only thing keeping this damn satellite in ORBIT—”
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Dick doing his backflip thingy I promised earlier.
Didn't wanna post this one because Im not happy with how it turned out but eeeeh ill give it a chance maybe someone will like it
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Danny:
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About your latest post, just imagine.
Jason has ALWAYS been like that, but before he was 220 pounds of muscle and menace it was "cute and funny"
They don't think it's funny anymore.
Arthur, leaning over to whisper to Hal: “I’m kind of intimidated.”
“Oh my god, I wasn’t going to say anything but yeah. Me too,” Hal said. “When did he get so fucking scary?”
“When did he get so BIG?”
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YES
bruce is an awful control freak but he's THEIR awful control freak!
The Batkids being weirdly possessive of Bruce/Batman is one of my favorite things ever.
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messy sketch on the phone because it was the only thing I could draw on😞 I haven't drawn on my phone for a long time, so you can see a lot of mistakes here BUT I DON'T CARE guys I enjoyed the process.
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"Bruce is an awful control freak but it's their awful control freak" I'm sorry, like they AREN'T also awful control freaks?
“I’m nothing like Bruce, okay?” the batkid says, doing something that is absolutely, 100% like Bruce.
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BATMAN GOTHAM BY GASLIGHT • noir cover art • Mike Mignola
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Timothy Todd, Jason Grayson, and Dick Drake
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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.
Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.
Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.
Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.
Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.
Confused Bruce: You wasn't?
Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...
More Confused Bruce: You don't?!
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Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?
Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?
Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.
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I love the idea that the JL need to summon Phantom for one reason or another (dealer's choice) but hear me out. Instead of Constantine or Zatanna or Raven or someone pulling out chalk and drawing a summoning circle, what if it's:
JL Member: We can't do this alone. We need help. Any ideas?
Magic user: Well, there is one being I can think of to help, but I don't know if I should.
JL Member: What do you mean you don't know? We're out of options. Who is it?
Magic User, mumbling: Well, he probably just got out of school for the day and has homework...
JL Member: Just summon whoever it is. We'll be sure to pay them back for any inconvenience to them for their help.
Magic User, know that was a terrible thing to say and that this is probably a bad idea: Alright, gimme a sec.
Magic User then pulls out a phone none of the others recognize and press the only contact in the list. After two rings, whoever is on the other side picks up.
Danny, pissed off and tired: This better be good, [Magic User] because I just got done with mid terms and you are encroaching on my nap. I haven't slept in two days, so the world better be ending.
Magic User, visibly distressed: I'm sorry, Phantom, but you'd be correct? My world is going to end soon, so we kind of need your help.
Danny: *long, drawn out, frustrated sigh* I'll be there in a moment. *hangs up*
JL Member: What the hell?
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Damian: *texting the Batkids groupchat
Damian: I want to be a menace this weekend.
Jason: I will join you on this journey.
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Bruce: First impressions are very important.
Jason: Yet you adopted me anyway.
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