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Luke: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
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Maudie: This is bothering me.
Rangval: Well, we are digging up a corpse.
Maudie: No, not that. That's pretty par for the course, actually.
Maudie: I was talking about your outfit.
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Tam: Present your best argument for eating bacon.
Gulo: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
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Finbarr, peering around a corner with his blind eye: My God...
Joseph: What do you see?
Finbarr: Not a damn thing. Let's switch places.
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Tammo: [sadly staring at his sweet and sour chicken]
Pasque: [sighing] Tammo, I'm sorry but I told you, Panda Express is a restaurant, not a train station run by bears
Tammo: [sighs]
Twayblade: [patting his back] It's okay buddy, I would've liked to see that to
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Martin, tired: I'm so clumsy today. I keep bumping into things. I've got so many bruises, it's not even funny.
Gonff, who broke into his room the night before and moved all the furniture two inches sideways: Geez, that's weird.
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Dandin: I just remembered, I have a bottle of chloroform!
Mariel: Great! We can use that to knock out the guard.
Mariel: *whacks the guard on the back of the head with the bottle*
Mariel: It worked!
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i don’t think i ever posted this clip so here. come get y’all’s juice
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Cregga: I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty; ever vigilant.
Cregga: My bitch face will rest when its work is done.
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Brome: Are any of you happy?
Felldoh: I cross the street without looking.
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Watch "The RJD Band - Pick Your Poison (Official Video)" on YouTube
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Watch "SEMI-ROTTED - Deader Than Dead (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO)" on YouTube
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