i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
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Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
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if you wanna be my lover you gotta be able to rip a log in half with your bare hands
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the deer in china are so cultured
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creeper much?
OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE
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When an ad targets you just too well, and it reminds you that those fuckers are spying on your every click
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nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe
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ring around the rosie
pocket full of
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may i offer you
a cup of warm boy
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