Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
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british summer is here.
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Azigen !
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sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
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I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly
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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation
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It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
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