insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

group chats with people who aren't your friends are so stressful every time i send a message i have to triple check it to make sure it was what i meant something normal like "yea i can make the dinner" or "that's so funny" and not an accidental misstext like an itemized list with links of all the porn ive consumed in my entire life + a suicide note + a love confession

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

Ok y’all, I need you to drop links for free binder services. It’s November which means that parents won’t think it’s odd for their children to request that they not inspect packages. They’ll simply assume it’s a present for whatever holiday they observe. So please do your part by dropping links in the reblogs and trying to get this seen by those who need it

edit: k, so I mean this in nicest way possible. Liking isn’t going to help anyone. This isn’t just for me, other people need these links. If you if you can’t/don’t have the energy to find and post links to ACTIVE donations. Please at least reblog so someone who follows you can. Please and thank you <3

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

They should purify gluten. like an akuma.

my school librarys copy of dracula has bite marks on it???

remember your life doesn't end at 20. dante alighieri got exiled from florence at 36! you still have time <3

If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

everytime someone draws a werewolf with top surgery scars an angel gets its wings

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.