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Commission work of Bunny!Dick
I wonder who put that slap mark?
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"First rule of magic is to never call up that which you cannot dick down."
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I know the genie is out of the bottle and you can't go back but dear GOD I hate the mainstreamification of fandom so much
I do NOT want authors or showrunners or actors to acknowledge us or talk about fanfic or fanart or fan theories! I do NOT want people asking questions of the canon creators and getting them answered (make up your own answers, like god intended!) I do NOT want companies making jokey advertisements aimed toward fandom!
I know that fandom was never entirely underground but like... I miss that fourth wall existing, you know?
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Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal
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Story of my life
#reading malevolent fanfics really be like this#this and John having a mostly human body#like. jfc I'm that into monsterfucking but if you're going to ship an eldritch entity with someone#the least you can do is commit go the MONSTER in monsterfucking
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Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels
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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.
Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*
Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.
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Why do they deserve to win?
Clark Kent
Bruce Wayne
#6.3% is still waaaay to much for bruce#i dare say the joker is more mentally stable than bruce#(on the opposite spectrum of what is considered..... good)
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peepaw chilchuck
#i think it's the fifth time this shows up on my dash just todah#it always makes me giggle#i love it#dunmeshi
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Oh. This one. I know the artist for this one
Have a funny story about it actually (or maybe it's just funny for me...who knows)
Transparent pins taken from the Arquives' button collection!
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One of the worst feelings in the world: when you are just desperate, like claw-your-own-skin-off desperate, to create, but the only thing that even vaguely appeals to you to work on is a nebulous half-feeling that might be dreamily related to some half-formed notion of a concept. I must! Make! No thing! Only make!
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I wondered why green is so associated with hope and then I remembered being 8 and seeing a little plant sprout after a few days of waiting and. Yeah. I get it now.
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Nine of Swords and Knight of Swords
Ugh, someone is trying to rush you into doing things before you're even properly awake.
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“i’m a hater” but some of you aren’t out there living the hater lifestyle you’re not committed if you were a real hater you’d go to church and pray for them to die
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