diceyboiz
I got 99 problems, but dice ain't one.
Sup. I may be Lisa. I'm a 30 year old with an, uh, eensie bit of a dice obsession. ((Send help.)) I also like to make really cute dice bags for fun on the side. Check out my etsy if I have any up for sale!
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after tusk love, i can see jester inserting herself and her friends & crushes into the books she reads, so here is a sample of some of them she finds in chastity’s nook and around wildemount. yes jester is standing on a box in most of these to be taller, yes making the author names was so much fun, and yes i love like every jester ship
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me: *puts on widojest glasses*
me: if yasha was alluding to astrid she would have said her name out loud. but if it were someone at the table, like jester, it’s more likely she would have talked around naming the person she was talking about, especially if no one has talked about it out loud yet. In this essay I will...
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I’ll take two copies of Orc Back Mountain.
The Dragonborn Sorceress buying smut at the bookstore
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Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.
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One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.
And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”
He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.
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“I could be her beacon"
That whole episode had a lot of emotional baggage not gonna lie. I loved it ;-;
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the mighty nein as pictures of kermit the frog
by unpopular demand, a sequel to this post
fjord:
beau:
caleb:
nott:
jester:
molly:
caduceus:
yasha:
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ur in the club and the dj starts blasting this what do u do
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Purely self-indulgent art tonight cause I’ve had a bad mental health sorta day and wanted to look at something nice and chill for a while. I think it worked. When I was little I used to draw deer all the time <3
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The Mighty Nein: Flower Crown Edition, version 2. 🌼
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When one party member has an animal companion and they have to roll a throw/check:
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I guess my next character should be a goblin!
I have come to realise that there are only three types of DnD players in regards to dice.
Halflings: I’ll just borrow dice off my friends
Elf: I have 1-3 carefully selected fancy dice sets that I use for everything.
Goblins: the shiny math rocks make click-clack sound. Needs the more. All the more.
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Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials
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