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desertwaltz · 3 months
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the past few days has just been me randomly going LOOK ALIVE sunshine 109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit you're here with me Dr. Death Defying I'll be your surgeon your proctor your helicopter pumping out the slaughtermatic sou
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desertwaltz · 4 months
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Bite the bullet
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desertwaltz · 7 months
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I like the idea of the Killjoys being… good enough at keeping the girl alive, but sitcom idiots about what a child really is and does. Party gets all YOU CAN’T GIVE THE KID BEER WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY? and the others are like I’m sorry! We didn’t know she had a problem!
It’s like… sure the 9 year old can drive a car. We’ll just teach her. She’s really just hangin’ with her 4 responsible-enough uncles who let her play with a magnifying glass in the desert sun and get the kid her very own pocket knife. All, of course she has a gun, we taught her how to shoot.
And in the end, I mean, she has killer survival skills… grows up to be a very independent young lady who eventually brings down the entirety of Better Living at what, age 14? They didn’t raise her right, but they raised her right.
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desertwaltz · 7 months
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tommy resorts to putting land mines outside his shop to prevent ghoul (does not understand the phrase "banned for life") from getting in. not only does this backfire by keeping genuine customers out, ghoul also just. disarms And steals the land mines
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desertwaltz · 8 months
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Zoom 🏍️💨
It's a shame how little content we have of Kobra and his bike
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desertwaltz · 8 months
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“olfactory memory: referring to the recollection of smells.”
[ID: a three page comic in a limited colour palette of black, white, purple, and yellow:
an unnamed killjoy lights a cigarette with a matchstick, leaving smoke trails. the girl, slightly older than in the music videos, turns to face them and says “hey. ya mind puttin’ that out?” the killjoy raises their eyebrows and replies “sheesh, ya got somethin’ against nic-sticks or what?”
a close-up of the girl’s mouth — she pauses, then says “…nah.” her speech bubble trails off into clouds of smoke, weaving through several objects: a revving motorcycle, a laser gun, bound sticks of dynamite, and, finally, a familiar hand holding a cigarette aloft, clad in a fingerless glove and string of bad luck beads.
purple smoke connects the last page to the previous, drawing the viewer’s eye downwards. on a black background, white text reads: “i just can’t stand the smoke.” the girl’s face is turned away, seemingly emotionless. a single tear drips down her chin. /end ID] 
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desertwaltz · 9 months
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they can take both eyes, if it gets her back home.
still wouldn't be as blind as them anyway.
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desertwaltz · 10 months
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forgot how my markers work so had to edit it a bit, but it was a nice test! here's dr d but younger and scrunglier
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desertwaltz · 10 months
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outfit edit :)
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desertwaltz · 11 months
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Day one of the zone 8 pop-up market by @realkilljoyhoursnow! the day's nearly over but i have just enough time to share, enjoy the fab 4 enjoying the rain in the back of the 'am like the goofy guys they are
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desertwaltz · 11 months
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graph paper scraps…..
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desertwaltz · 11 months
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Zone 8 pop up market Day 1: April showers
Fave genre of “technically danger days art but at this point can be whatever” hi @realkilljoyhoursnow
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desertwaltz · 11 months
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its really funny that the killjoys canonically read porn mags just like. in front of each other. or at least kobra does whats wrong with him <3
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desertwaltz · 11 months
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desertwaltz · 11 months
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blow a kiss at the methane skies
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desertwaltz · 11 months
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i bet all the killjoys have tan lines from their masks and they look absolutely ridiculous
Submit your secrets here
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desertwaltz · 1 year
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Zap!
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