*    💖   ━━━━━  𝑰𝑴𝑶𝑮𝑬𝑵 𝑷𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺   —  the lenaia festival

job  :  kissing booth volunteer and professional cotton candy eater

Adeline Rudolph via instagram

closed to  :  @theoses​​ location  :  the leania festival, near the food stalls

     the colorful chaos of the leania festival buzzes with the same sort of energy that the dionysus dormitory does on just a regular ol’ night. it’s not all too different from being home, all the color and noise and the way in which the sloshed sirens are freely poured. and yet, despite it all, she’s not having much fun. simply put, it’s not her kind of party. but it’s soon before long that she spots an unsuspecting victim in the crowd, weaving her way past the crowds of revelers to her latest target. if she’s not having fun, the least she can do is make her own. “ you look thirsty, ” she states, no greeting, just a cunning smile in it’s place, “ we should get drinks.  ” 

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‘  i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)  ’ ‘  let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes.  ’ ‘  blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.  ’ ‘  touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease.  ’ ‘  call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me.  ’ ‘  healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake.  ’ ‘  me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess.  ’ ‘  do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both  ’ ‘  *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable.  ’ ‘  my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight  ’ ‘  quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever  ’ ‘  date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places  ’ ‘  any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind?  you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it  ’ ‘  i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them  ’ ‘  *nervously calls crush bro*  ’ ‘  i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues.  ’ ‘  fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october.  ’ ‘  concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now  ’ ‘  i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you.  ’ ‘  i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy  ’ ‘  why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni.  ’ ‘  date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles  ’ ‘  going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together.  ’ ‘  we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking.  ’ ‘  you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe.  ’ ‘  one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them.  ’ ‘  you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking  ’ ‘  why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.  ’ ‘  i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me.  ’ ‘  *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay.  ’ ‘  i like to blame myself for everything just in case.  ’ ‘  the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word.  ’ ‘  love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious.  ’ ‘  i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone.  ’ ‘  who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you.  ’ ‘  i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration.  ’ ‘  me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others.  ’ ‘  my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning.  ’ ‘  if you think i’m cute send me money.  ’ ‘  one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry.  ’ ‘  not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore.  ’ ‘  there is no reason not to love with you whole heart.  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text.  ’ ‘  ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful.  ’ ‘  so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ’ ‘  i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything.  ’ ‘  yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff.  ’ ‘  i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  let me show you just how good i can be.  ’ ‘  i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am.  ’ ‘  i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys.  ’ ‘  i’m a snail and god is salting me.  ’ ‘  i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die.  ’ ‘  being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me.  ’ ‘  i have hella heart eyes for you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour.  ’ ‘  it’s pretty iconic to like yourself.  ’ ‘  i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life.  ’ ‘  stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)  ’ ‘  i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one.  ’ ‘  to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’.  ’ ‘  i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor.  ’ ‘  on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal.  ’ ‘  let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours.  ’ ‘  alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right.  ’ ‘  tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot.  ’ ‘  catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you.  ’ ‘  smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness.  ’ ‘  self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta.  ’ ‘  you didn’t go through all of that for nothing.  ’ ‘  get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be there to take care of you right now.  ’ ‘  home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you.  ’ ‘  i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  ok but platonic forehead kisses.  ’ ‘  my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie.  ’ ‘  what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately).  ’ ‘  do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks.  ’ ‘  life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep.  ’ ‘  by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12?  ’ ‘  cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part.  ’ ‘  don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit.  ’ ‘  there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?  ’ ‘  if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck.  ’ ‘  i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too.  ’ ‘  my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr.  ’ ‘  you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on.  ’ ‘  don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight.  ’ ‘  not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs.  ’ ‘  it’s you. it will always be you.  ’ ‘  why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me.  ’ ‘  thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness.  ’

[txt] can you come pick me up? things have gotten kinda crazy ( petra to im! )

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[ txt ] there was a RAT ( minnie > im )

college  text  life  starters   |   accepting

[  text  :  minnie 💖💖  ]  :  ... how did lucky get inside ? [  text  :  minnie 💖💖  ]  :  as RA, i’ve banned him from dite house. 

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College Life Text Starters

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Class

“[txt] can you send me notes? i don’t get anything the professor says”

“[txt] we should totally start a study group!”

“[txt] can you sign my name on the attendance sheet?”

“[txt] ive given up on going to class.”

“[txt] theres EXTRA CREDIT!!!”

“[txt] ive changed my major 4 times so idk”

Fun

“[txt] i know it’s 2 am but we should get some food” / “[txt] it’s ONLY 2 am”

“[txt] there’s this really cool event on the quad tonight, we should go”

“[txt] did someone spray paint that statue’s dick again?”

“[txt] the professor was really doing the most today.. -image attached-”

“[txt] there’s free pizza”

“[txt] we should hang out tonight, my roommate skipped town”

Roommates

“[txt] who ate my cereal?”

“[txt] i’m NOT doing the dishes again” / “[txt] im letting them soak”

“[txt] if i have to hear you mewling like a kitten in heat at 3 am one more time i just might fling myself off the dorm rooftop”

“[txt] it’s not a party if the only people around are the ones that live here”

“[txt] can you stop texting me from the other room?”

“[txt] i thought i asked for some privacy??”

Obstacles

“[txt] i can’t afford to go out tonight”

“[txt] there was a RAT”

“[txt] obviously the only solution is to run away from my problems”

“[txt] college is hard.”

“[txt] i just get homesick sometimes”

“[txt] if only there was FUCKING parking”

Parties

“[txt] someone threw up in the sink”

“[txt] can you come pick me up? things have gotten kinda crazy”

“[txt] i found out what a kegstand is”

“[txt] so m aybe i dou knowe how 2 dance *beer emojis*”

“[txt] i could be studying right now”

“[txt] people are talking to me. im panicking.”

Finals

“[txt] everything hurts and i’m dying”

“[txt] sleep?? idk her”

“[txt] please just take a nap” / “[txt] just take a nap with me”

“[txt] i havent had anything other than coffee in 72 hours”

“[txt] should i drop out? i think ill drop out.”

“[txt] i had a dream i got run over by a bus and it was the highlight of my week”

❥     𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌   𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓   .

a  list  of  my  favorite  one  -  liners  from  the  website  pinterest  . feel  free  to  customize  as  you  wish  !

‵  perhaps  i’ll  write  a  book  of  great  shit  i’ve  done  nobody’s  ever  noticed.  ′ ‵  as  god  as  my  witness,  i  will  never  be  a  victim  again.  ′ ‵  i’m  becoming  less  interesting.  the  world  is  noticing  and  so  are  you.  ′ ‵  you  are  such  a  soft  and  messy  thing.  nobody  knows  how  to  take  care  of  you.  ′ ‵  with  each  passing  day  i  can  feel  my  potential  melting  away  into  nothing.  ′ ‵  everyone  thinks  i’ve  gotten  better.  i  haven’t.  i’ve  just  gotten  better  at  hiding  it.  ′ ‵  i  haven’t  felt  real  in  a  long  time.  ′ ‵  i  told  my  therapist  about  you.  ′ ‵  and  i’m  plagued  by  childhood  traumas.  ′ ‵  you  don’t  need  a  reason  to  save  people.  ′ ‵  and  here  you  are  living  despite  it  all.  ′ ‵  i  can  do  this  .  and  even  if  i  can’t  ,  i  have  to.  ′ ‵  i’m  afraid  of  what  i’ve  become.  ′ ‵  i’ll  do  this  my  way.  ′ ‵  you’ll  be  just  like  your  father.  ′ ‵  i  wanted  to  write  down  exactly  what  i  felt  but  somehow  the  paper  stayed  empty.  i  could  not  have  described  it  any  better.  ′ ‵  sometimes  i  have  a  way  with  words  —  sometimes  words  have  their  way  with  me.  ′ ‵  some  days,  i  feel  everything  at  once.  other  days,  i  feel  nothing  at  all.  i  don’t  know  what’s  worse;  drowning  beneath  waves  or  dying  from  the  thirst.  ′ ‵  don’t  promise  to  live  forever,  promise  to  forever  live  while  you’re  alive.  ′ ‵  you  wear  the  kind  of  smile  that  would  be  cruel  not  to  kiss.  ′ ‵  in  your  hesitation  i  found  my  answer.  ′ ‵  thinking  of  you  is  a  poison  i  drink  often.  ′ ‵  flowers  will  grow  from  by  bones.  ′ ‵  if  i  can  still  breathe,  i’m  fine.  ′ ‵  you  already  know  how  this  will  end.  ′ ‵  who  am  i?  ′ ‵  i  fought  the  war  but  the  war  won.  ′ ‵  we’ll  never  be  those  kids  again.  ′ ‵  they  made  you  into  a  weapon  and  told  you  to  find  peace.  ′ ‵  they  know  you  walk  like  a  god  —  they  can’t  believe  i  made  you  weak.  ′ ‵  a  scar  means  i  survived.  ′ ‵  i  was  not  made  to  be  subtle.  ′ ‵  my  purpose  is  greater  than  my  pain.  ′ ‵  you  will  not  choke  the  divine  from  me.  i  am  my  own  god  and  martyr.  ′

All American (2018 -)

Season 3, Episode 8: “Canceled”

theoses​:

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   " 𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐘, 𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐘 ! “ minnie laughs, but there’s very little surprise on her face. it was, of course, their primary mode of communication, but min’s always meant well in her bluntness and playfulness, regardless of how different they could be now, and it simply worked. a house full of strong ( and at times clashing ) personalities to say the least. “ one drink and some music won’t hurt. you know, it could actually be good for you. ” however well-intentioned she tries to frame it, a good chunk of her reasoning was that it was a lot more fun to go to a bar with company than to go alone.

     “ i didn’t say you were frigid. i’m saying everyone who is has clearly fallen down a rabbit hole their friends and siblings don’t care enough to point out. rest assured that will not be the case here –– but you gotta get back out there at some point. ” with a wave of her spoon for emphasis, she digs back into the ice cream before taking another big bite. brain freeze is her punishment. “ what if i do your makeup, huh ? and you don’t even have to bring someone home –– we can just chat up the prettiest people in the bar and make them fall in love with us. we’ll even come back before one. promise. ”

      “  sassy  ?  ”  she  echoes,  not  with  annoyance,  but  with  amusement,  her  laughter  ringing  out  clear  as  a  bell.  this  is  how  most  in  their  house  communicate,  save  for  a  few  more  gentle  souls,  they  quip  but  behind  each  phrase  is  an  eternity’s  worth  of  love  for  one  another.  the  bond  between  siblings  runs  deep  —  it’s  something  imogen  always  searched  for  amongst  her  mortal  half  siblings,   but  she  never  felt  that  connection.  upon  entering  the  demigod  world,  she  immediately  understood  what  she  had  been  missing  for  all  those  years,  the  relationships  forged  between  her  and  the  other  children  of  aphrodite  being  her  most  treasured.  “  fine  —  we  can  go  out.  but  i’m  only  having  one  drink  —  and  i’m  choosing  the  locale.  i  so  don’t  want  to  deal  with  sand  tonight,  ”  she  sighs,  thinking  of  the  beach  club  (  and  maybe  she  wants  to  avoid  a  fiery  encounter  with  minnie’s  ex  who  just  happens  to  be  employed  there  —  she  wants  a  calm  girls  night  out,  after  all  ).  

        “ —  how  about  benny’s  ?  it’s  usually  a  good  time.  ”  by  that  she  means  calm,  casual,  not  a  rowdy  crowd  who  is  bound  to  cause  trouble.  “  and  fine,  you  can  glam  me  up  if  it’ll  make  you  happy,  ”  not  that  she  objects  —  what  child  of  aphrodite  doesn’t  like  being  pampered  ??   “  and  i’m  not  making  anyone  fall  in  love  with  me.  i’m  only  going  out  to  have  drinks  with  you.  if  you  want  to  flirt  so  be  it,  but  that’s  not  my  aim  for  the  evening.  ”

@saghas

I beat my face Moving fast ‘cause the Uber on the way

Maybe us getting close was a bad idea.