as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)
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My depression chases me like the camera man on Maury chases baby mommas backstage
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i can't get over how evil it is that "gap in your resume" is considered a valid reason to not hire someone like "hmmm sorry you weren't working constantly every day of your life we need people who do nothing but work until they drop dead for us we just don't think you're right for the job" fuck youuuu
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hard 2 explain but. barbie movie is kind of like astrology. if you're normal yes we can have a conversation about how it's def not the epitome of feminist praxis but was fun & largely harmless. if ur a weirdo about it & use it as an excuse to mock women: congratulations it's now my single favorite movie and i love it and nothing is wrong with it literally at all and it's actually better than any movie ever made
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I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.
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this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way
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i just want to relax!!!! all the time!!!!! i dont want stress and anxiety in my life!!!!!!
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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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it seems unfair that we鈥檙e about to have another week, given that we just had a whole week last week
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