I need my University's library to just hire me, why are you asking for a cover letter I promise I'll be so very good at organizing books just lemme innnnnnnn

Alexander the Great was a thot

horse time

Ivan Fedorovich Choultsé, After the Storm, Parthenon, Athens

the biggest tragedy about classical education is that people think it's meant to make you become a pretentious snob that quotes plato or seneca unprompted when in truth it's meant to make you a freak who cries and shakes profusely thinking about the fucked up family dynamics from 2000 year old plays

the reason they tell you to keep your writing concise is because if you make a sentence with too many clauses, victo hugo comes back from the dead reanimated by pure carnal desire for you

athenians be eating olived oil

Now that I know Plato's Symposium had the setting of a pajama party, everything makes much more sense.

Not that I'd ever get invited, but I'm on the orange bed asking you to touch my hair.

Professors are always like "make sure the scope of your project is narrow so that completion is feasible" ok well what if I want to know everything

fuck joseph campbell, there's a new heroic theory in town

no i didn't call you a cunt i called you κύντατος (most dog-like)

*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?

T shirt where the front just says μεν and the back just says δε

Time to re-read the Brick