I need my University's library to just hire me, why are you asking for a cover letter I promise I'll be so very good at organizing books just lemme innnnnnnn
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Alexander the Great was a thot
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horse time
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Ivan Fedorovich Choultsé, After the Storm, Parthenon, Athens
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the biggest tragedy about classical education is that people think it's meant to make you become a pretentious snob that quotes plato or seneca unprompted when in truth it's meant to make you a freak who cries and shakes profusely thinking about the fucked up family dynamics from 2000 year old plays
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the reason they tell you to keep your writing concise is because if you make a sentence with too many clauses, victo hugo comes back from the dead reanimated by pure carnal desire for you
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athenians be eating olived oil
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Now that I know Plato's Symposium had the setting of a pajama party, everything makes much more sense.
Not that I'd ever get invited, but I'm on the orange bed asking you to touch my hair.
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Professors are always like "make sure the scope of your project is narrow so that completion is feasible" ok well what if I want to know everything
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fuck joseph campbell, there's a new heroic theory in town
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no i didn't call you a cunt i called you κύντατος (most dog-like)
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*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?
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T shirt where the front just says μεν and the back just says δε
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Time to re-read the Brick
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