“supernatural went on for too long” sorry you cannot appreciate the beautiful gift of watching your most beloved characters transform and blossom and perish and soften and harden and die and be reborn for fifteen years. sorry you don’t experience joy like that. sorry that you are depriving yourself of an unparalleled media experience because you’re boring.
yeah your ship is cool and all but was one of them forced to (after many failed lobotomies) kill over a thousand clones of the other one because their loyalty and devotion was seen as their greatest weakness
"Can’t believe I have an audience with the great Israel Hands. That’s absolutely astounding. I’ve always thought you were underrated. I mean, it’s absurd, isn’t it? Isn’t it? That Blackbeard, he gets all this praise, where you are quite clearly the brains of this operation?"
Oh Christ, you just don't fuckin' get it, do ya? Fuck, you're as thick as pig shit. I'm not me. I'm you. You brought me here. Why would I do that? I hate you. I've always hated your guts.