it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar
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“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.
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maybe i was born to read fanfic and obsess over fictional men idk
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We're no strangers to that mike. You know the song and so do I ...
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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options
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don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude
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