When I’m in the states travelin’, yeah. I always go back for Christmas. Mum misses me too much. what about you? Any plans?

Aw, that's too cute. You're a mommy's boy, I'm assuming? But, yeah. I'm planning to leave tomorrow probably. I have to get on that.. I'm always last minute.

Damn, I’m sorry you aren’t as smart as me either. The end of November’s too early, ya gotta find a balance between too early and too late. Duh.

Oh, oops. I'm so sorry. Damn, you're gonna have to help me then. I'm too stupid to figure it out. 

Oh I feel ya with that for sure. It’s the same thing that happens with me every single year when buyin’ for the fam back home.

It definitely sucks. You fly out to see 'em every year?

And why did you not do this shopping online?

I was scared I'd mess something up.. Or forget something.. Or it not come in on time. Y'know.. The usual holiday anxiety.

That’s why I did all of my shopping online!

I'm always paranoid it wont come in on time and I'll feel like a moron. Or when it comes it, it's not what I expected. This one time I ordered my friend a gift and it came in a kids small. Not what I expected.

You should’ve had your Christmas shopping done a week ago, good lord. Get it together.

I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you, Miles. Next year, for sure, I'll have it done by the end of November.

Can I hire you to do mine?

Nobody could pay me enough to go near those stores again.

My Christmas shopping is all done! This is honestly a miracle. I couldn't stand having to go to one more store.

Exactly, like we’ve had our moments but I’m glad that we’re working on being where we should always be. I would so take the whole Romeo and Juliet story, like that epic romance that is overbearing yet makes you feel alive. Like if I’m dying, might as well die with the one I love. So you need someone to balance you so it’s not just a relationship with two awkward people?

Their romance was literally for two days and they killed themselves over looks, not what they actually were like. It was kind of pathetic. I'd like more of The Notebook type of ending, the one where you actually know each other and die peacefully. Exactly. Someone who can handle the awkwardness and doesn't think it's too weird. 

I think it definitely makes us who we are which is great, I wouldn’t want us changing completely to where we couldn’t like stand each other anymore. I believe in love and the old fashioned way of meeting a guy, like the whole fairytale thing is something I wouldn’t mind happening in my life. That’s hilarious though, like I can only imagine the guys reaction to all of it unless he’s the one that’s just as awkward then you guys could be awkward together. Aw.

Yeah, we've already distanced enough I don't think either of us could really handle to distance anymore. I wouldn't want a fairytale, I feel those goes through too much pain to handle, you know? Then there's a tragic death after the happily ever after, which is weird since that's not so happy. Of course it is. I wouldn't want an awkward guy, I'm already too much awkward to handle. 

I can definitely agree to that, it’s like different phases in our lives and even though we’re older and somewhat wiser, we still have our moments of who we use to be. One day some great guy will walk into your life and everything else would be insignificant to him. I’m such a hopeless romantic sometimes.

Somewhat. Sadly, we do. But, I guess that's what makes us, us. The same will happen to you too, and you know it. We both need to just have faith with the romance subject I get. Sel, you're always a hopeless romantic, but it's cute. I'm more of the awkward romantic. I fantasize an amazing date where I ruin it by vomiting all over them, or pissing myself, something. 

That makes sense, I could work with that. It’s crazy how time changes things yet some things remain the same. We aren’t kids anymore yet sometimes it really feels like we’re still those little teen girls dealing with everything together. Well who knows what the future holds, I mean look at the things we’ve been through with boys already. I’m sure one day we’ll meet some guys that are worthy of being our other halves.

Yeah. It feels like yesterday we were on Barney and then making videos together, y'know? It's crazy how fast this has gone. I feel like a sixteen year old still. Oh god, guys suck. Hate them, but hopefully. One that's not judging, that judging. That's all I ask.

They're accepting in like 40 minutes. Ooh. Ahhh.

Oh gosh, I couldn’t imagine like my wedding day even though I sometimes wonder how it would be. You definitely have to be there for mine since I’ll definitely be there for yours, no doubt about it. It’s weird though, how we went from talking about like crushes and stuff like that to now talking about our wedding. We’re growing up Demi. You should share what you have planned already or maybe some of the basics if you don’t want to give it all away.

I mean, you can always plan something and it comes out not just how you expected, but close enough, you know? I kind of know what I want, but there's room for improvement. Of course I will be. No questions asked. Right? I was thinking about that earlier.. So much has changed, although I don't think I'm quite ready to get married yet, especially since I'm forever alone. It kind of contradicts, don't you think? Hm. Maybe I will. I have to think about that.

Did the pictures end up being nudes? Nah, I’m kidding. But was he this creepy, old guy? Lucky you, attracting all the old men.

He was half naked, but that's all I needed to see. It actually was. I would have thought it was cute if he wasn't in just his tighty whities. But, I mean.. Ew.

Like back together? I don’t fucking remember.

Ah, well. I'm happy for you two.