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dasnercaret · 6 months

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This Belongs In A Museum! - Rexila

A (slightly late) birthday gift for @rexila-rites !!

They are such a huge inspiration to me, and their work never fails to brighten my day. Happy late birthday, Rex! <3

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dasnercaret · 6 months

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This Belongs In A Museum! - Rexila

A (slightly late) birthday gift for @rexila-rites !!

They are such a huge inspiration to me, and their work never fails to brighten my day. Happy late birthday, Rex! <3

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dasnercaret · 6 months

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This Belongs In A Museum! - Rexila

A (slightly late) birthday gift for @rexila-rites !!

They are such a huge inspiration to me, and their work never fails to brighten my day. Happy late birthday, Rex! <3

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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the nightmares stalk

Tw//blood, mentioned character death

In which the nightmare was real, but it went a little differently. A little ficlet in which Chayanne meets his hero, an old god comes to life, Philza and Tallulah pass out, and the nightmare is killed without fanfare or warning.

Or: I fixed Philza’s and the eggs’ nightmare.

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Chayanne stares down the eyes of the monster, and all he can think is: I'm going to die. Philza and Tallulah are both painfully still behind him, but he can hear them struggling for breath. Their blood stains the sand.

They thought it was safe. They thought it was safe, but it wasn't, and now the two of them are dying and Chayanne has to save them. Except Chayanne's just an egg, an egg in diamond armor but still too weak, too fragile, too breakable for this monster with sharp claws and piercing eyes. It took two hits to fell Philza, one for Tallulah, and Chayanne's many things, but a fool is not one of them. Diamond armor means little against those eyes.

He wonders if he can take three hits. He knows he can't.

But Chayanne is brave, has to be brave, so he snarls as loud as he can (not nearly enough) at the beast, hefting his sword. It's sharp, razor-edged enchantments shimmering on its edges, but Chayanne knows it won't be enough. He charges anyway, as if sheer stubbornness could overcome death itself.

The glowing eyes flash. Philza and Tallulah gasp for breath behind it.

One. It tears open Chayanne's arm, blood splattering on the sand. Thankfully, it's not his sword hand, but it still hurts. He swings wildly with the sword, but the eyes dance just out of range, amused. Chayanne is closer to Philza and Tallulah now, but not close enough to save them.

Two. Chayanne can't help the cry as the thing tears his back open. The force sends him nearly flying, crashing into the sand beside his family. The sand is wet with blood, and he can see Philza's eyes watching desperately, begging Chayanne to run, run away, save yourself.

But Tallulah is quiet beside Philza, even as he struggles to shield her with his own body. She's barely breathing. And Chayanne is many things, but no egg or man could run from the still body of Tallulah.

He forces his shaking arms upward instead, pressing through the pain. The monster approaches leisurely, invisible feet shifting through the sand. Chayanne locks eyes with it, glaring even as his injured arm gives out. If he's going to die, he's going to face death on his feet, protecting his family, staring into the eyes of his murderer.

Which means he's the only person who sees the man in the red cloak stab it from behind.

Chayanne - stares. The monster flutters out of invisibility, and now Chayanne can see its void-black limbs, his family's blood stained on its claws, and the diamond sword piercing straight through its chest.

The sword withdraws. The creature vanishes in a poof of dust like any other mob. The man steps forward, red cloak with white fur swishing through the monster dust, but Chayanne only has eyes for his family. He scrambles across the sand, reaching out towards his barely-breathing niece and father, ignoring his own blood splattering onto the sand.

Heal, Chayanne whispers, and he can feel the life draining out of him and into his family. He shudders, nearly collapsing with the strain, but glares at the strange man anyways through his fading vision. The black spots flutter large in the corners of his eyes, and he grits his teeth against them.

The man kneels. To Chayanne's surprise, he has the face of a pig - large pink ears, a snout, and fearsome-looking tusks. But his eyes are kind, and Chayanne relaxes imperceptibly despite himself. He'd saved them from certain death, after all. He didn't have to, but he did, and Chayanne isn't the type to forget such a gift so easily.

"You did good," he rumbles, a gentle hand ruffling Chayanne's hair. And Chayanne thinks he knows this man somewhere, knows his rumbling monotone voice and his fearsome skill and that red cloak - so he tolerates the touch.

(If he leans into it just a bit, that's between him and the strange man and nobody else.)

The man nods, as if deciding. "Take care of them for me, yeah?" The man stands, a slow graceful movement. His red cloak sweeps across the sand. Philza groans behind him, slowly waking up, but he only has eyes for the strange man.

Chayanne nods, and the pig man smiles. It’s breathtaking, and Chayanne can’t help but think that a real smile out of him must be very rare.

"I'll see you around, then."

Chayanne blinks, and the man vanishes into the morning sunlight, like a dream. And even as Philza and Tallulah wake and begin fussing over Chayanne's wounds, Chayanne still stares at the spot where he'd disappeared, wondering, wondering.

#technoblade #qsmp #qsmp fic #philza #qsmp tallulah #tallulah #qsmp chayanne #chayanne #sbi #mcyt #fanfic #technoblade fanfic #tallulah fanfic #philza fanfic #word count 1k

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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haven’t posted in a while, have a design for the narrator from tsp

#the stanley parable #stanley parable #narrator #the narrator #tsp #tsp art #tsp fanart #the stanley parable fanart

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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old gods, blood gods

#technoblade #techno fanart #dreamsmp #dsmp fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #technoblade fanart #dreamsmp fanart #blood for the blood god

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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anyways so guess who is now part of haven smp! guess who! gUESS WHO-

happy in character among us day here's. 1 minute 47 secodns of c!aster getting murdered, yelling at dasner for failign to save them, accidentally getting soleil killed, and almost throwing the whole game because they were too busy chewing out the new guy

also welcome dasner to haven smp <3

[Start Transcript

Aster, cutting out: What the fuck?! Noooooo!

Dasner: Sorry! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I tried to protect you in time but I couldn't

Aster, overlapping: Ohhhh...

Dasner: Angel and, uh...

Aster: You're the an- Oh my god. Guess what? Dasner, you're a shit angel. Where's Soleil? Where did Soleil go?

Dasner, overlapping: I'm sorry! I'm 16-years-old

Aster: You're a shit angel! Auuugghhh!

(overlapping talking)

Dasner: I'm 16! What do you want from me?

Aster: Yeah, you know what? You know what? You're a shit 16-year-old! Dasner, you're a shit 16-year-old!

Danser: I'm sorry! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Aster: Guess what, guess what? You're giving all children everywhere a pretty bad name!

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Aster: Dasner, you... fucking suck at being guardian angel! Oh my god!

Dasner, fading: I'm sorry! Okay, let me just try and do my job...

Aster, overlapping: Come back here! No, come back here! I'm not done chewing you out, you bitch!

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Dasner: Well because you chewed me out, now Mouse is dead! So whose fault is that?

Aster: You're the guardian angel, you bitch! You're supposed to protect me!

Dasner, overlapping: I guarded them! I guarded them, I was just distracted by you yelling at me about-

Aster: Yeah, you know what? You didn't guard me, you didn't guard me, did you? So you're not such a good guardian angel after all, are you?

Dasner: The road to hell is paved with good intentions!

Aster: Yeah? Yeah, well, it's still a road to hell!

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Renn: But... who has the final task then?

Soleil: Ok, ghosts. Dasner, have you done your tasks?

Dasner: Yes, I have. I'm pretty sure I have

Soleil: Aster, have you done your tasks?

Aster: Uhhhhhhh...

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Aster: I might have forgotten about the tasks.

Aster, cutting out: OH MY GOD, I WAS THE LAST TASK?

Soleil: YES!

Aster: Oops! Guys-

Soleil: Aster spent so long yelling at Dasner to guardian angel them that they forgot to do their last task and then Angel killed me in front of four people and no one believed Kota that it was Angel

Aster: DASNER YOU SUCK AT THIS! DASNER YOU'RE THE WORST GUARDIAN ANGE-

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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leading his army

#technoblade #techno fanart #antarctic empire #dreamsmp #technoblade fanart #dsmp fanart #mcyt #. i still miss him lmao

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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doodle

#technoblade #techno fanart #technoblade fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #dsmp #dreamsmp #dsmp fanart #minecraft youtubers

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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flowers for technoblade

#technodad #technoblade #techno fanart #technodad fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #technoblade never dies #i miss him

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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for @tea-with-veth ‘s sing a song of sixpence, featuring potato farmer/general cottagecore guy technoblade and philza, who is definitely not supposed to be a crow

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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for @tea-with-veth ‘s sing a song of sixpence, featuring potato farmer/general cottagecore guy technoblade and philza, who is definitely not supposed to be a crow

#technoblade #philza #fanart #mcyt #techno fanart #philza fanart #technoblade fanart #dreamsmp #dsmp fanart #mcyt fanart

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dasnercaret · 1 year

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