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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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did not have metaphorical deepthroating on my bingo card for this chapter but here we are
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jughead is such a fucking menace this chapter I'm having so much fun
wholly insufferable
balls to the wall bitchery
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jughead is such a fucking menace this chapter I'm having so much fun
wholly insufferable
balls to the wall bitchery
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You got me into this, so now you’re gonna help me find a dress, okay?
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JORDAN BAKER & LAYLA KEATING
ALL AMERICAN | 5.14 “Make Me Proud”
#I am so behind and stopped watching after like season 2#but they are SO CUTE#layla x jordan#honestly might tune back in for them
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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“I’m having a suit couriered over.”
His brows tick up.
“Which reminds me, I need you to text me your measurements so I can confirm them with the tailor.”
He stares at her and she stares back expectantly.
“Ideally all four, but overarm and inseam should suffice in a pinch.”
“Or,” he suggests, “I could just get my own suit.”
“You could.”
She says it like something purely theoretical.
Pigs could fly.
He staggers into an ottoman and swears through his teeth, stumbling the rest of the way to the door. He scrubs a sobering hand over his face before opening it.
His sluggish pulse jumps.
Veronica's standing on the other end of the doorway like a pointed camera.
Her face flickers briefly at his haggard state before smoothing. She tips her head up. “Can I come in?”
He blinks. “No.”
She pushes past him and his jaw flares.
“So, what’s the emergency?”
She tips her head up. “There’s an event tonight.”
He stares at her.
“A who’s who of publishing masquerading as a charity fundraiser.”
More silence.
“HarperCollins is hosting.”
“Neat.”
His teeth click. “Look, I know Clay from grad school—he’s not a good guy.”
“You mean Rohypnol Rockefeller over there?” she snorts, waving a drunken hand behind him. “I actually managed to put that together on my own, thanks.”
“Great, then maybe you can put together that hanging back at a bar with him blitzed out of your mind isn't a stellar call.”
She laughs. “You know, you sure are coming down hard on a guy you were pretty chummy with a few hours ago.”
“I said hi to the only other person I knew here—that doesn’t mean I’d leave him alone with my sister.”
She starts coughing a little, waving a hand in front of her face. “Sorry, the hypocrisy is just really thick in here.”
love writing them in their bitch era
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STACKEDIARIES | march 29th | “the murder of one”
[Caption: gifs from The Vampire Diaries. Klaus presents Bonnie with four vials of blood, pointing at each one while saying his siblings’ names. He then bites into his own hand while Bonnie looks at him appalled. His blood begins dripping in front of her, and he says “Where do you want us?”, in relation to the spell he wants her to perform with it. Bonnie forces herself to calm down and looks around, while Klaus looks at her with a menacing expression. She grabs a glass cup and extends it towards him, who lets the blood drip down on it from his clenched fist.]
#i'm SORRY#the submission in the words 'where do you want us?'#the way they made him a simp for caroline for NO REASON when this man is so horny for power#and the only person who actually has any over him is bonnie?#I will never be over it#I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT#on a better show this pairing would've leveled everyone#queue is a weird word
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PRIDE & PREJUDICE
2005 — dir. Joe Wright
#this movie has icon status EXACTLY BECAUSE it leans so hard into his awkwardness#this zero rizz absolute stiff who's brimming with uncomfortable feelings#and just losing his mind over this woman who converses and charms so easily#sorry to basic on main but no other P&P version does it like them#this is the only darcy I accept
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normalize being deeply average and being mediocre at everything <3
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CAMILA MENDES as ISABELA
MUSICA (2024) dir. Rudy Mancuso
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they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes
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bonnie bennett in every episode of tvd
↳ 1.04 ♥︎ “family ties”
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