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darkreunioniscoming · 1 month
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Chuuya texting dazai
Chuuya: Omggggggg I miss you so much
Chuuya: So sad without you.
Dazai: Me too, I miss you so much.
The next day
Chuuya: I was so fucking drunk. I don't miss you at all bitch.
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darkreunioniscoming · 1 month
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Dazai texting Chuuya when he's on a mission. (He forgot that Chuuya was on a mission)
Dazai: Okay
Dazai: Whatever, good night
Dazai: I don't even care, like at all
Dazai: Who would care? Not me.
Dazai: I'm just alone. By myself. Unsupervised.
Dazai: Well, I'm going to bed. Good night or whatever.
3 minutes later
Dazai: This is Fukuzawa, Do you still care about him. He's totally asleep rn.
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darkreunioniscoming · 2 months
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I have been binging Hazbin Hotel since the season came out, and I have to make some memes about it.
Angel Dust texting Val: ILY
Val: Awww, spell it out so it's more sweet!
Angel: I'm leaving you.
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darkreunioniscoming · 3 months
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Dazai talking to Atsushi about Akutagawa: Who knows. Does your heart beat fast when you see him?
Atsushi: I have anxiety. Everything makes my heart beat faster.
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darkreunioniscoming · 3 months
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Dazai texting Chuuya: I'm at the bar just thinking.
Chuuya: About what.
Dazai: You
Chuuya: Well, that's sweet.
Dazai: Oh, nothing good tho.
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darkreunioniscoming · 5 months
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Interrogator: What are your names?
Dazai: Don't tell him Chuuya. We'll get out of this soon.
Interrogator: Chuuya
Dazai: Shit!
Chuuya: Nice job, Dazai.
Interrogator: Chuuya and Dazai.
Chuuya: FUCK
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darkreunioniscoming · 6 months
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Dazai: Wanna head upstairs?
Chuuya: Sure?..
Dazai: Do you have protection?
Chuuya starting to use his ability: Why? What's up there?!
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darkreunioniscoming · 6 months
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Kunikida: Since its summer and hot out right now, the P.M. was generous and offered a fun harmless water fight.
Yosano: Oh how fun!
Atsushi: Dazai what are you doing?
Dazai: Just waiting for this water to boil.
Kunikida: Why?..
Dazai: For the water fight of course! Can't wait for Mori's face when a blast him with hot water..
Yosano: I'M IN! CHUUYA'S BRINGING THE WINE!
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darkreunioniscoming · 6 months
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Takemichi's new fear unlocked: Trains.
Chifuyu: C'mon dude it's just a train.
Draken: Why the hell are you being such a pussy?
Takemichi: That machine rode it's way from the depths of hell!
Mikey: Woah! Woah there buddy. It's just for transportation.
Baji puts his hand on Takemichi's back: Chill-
Takemichi swoops around and knocks out Baji
Chifuyu: BAJIIIIIIII-
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darkreunioniscoming · 6 months
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Chuuya: So I was wondering, how can you possibly sleep at night when there is no way that a blanket can cover your whole body.
Dazai: Are you fucking kidding me Chuuya. IT'S 3:00AM.
Chuuya: So you can't sleep huh?
Chuuya: Is it because of the blanket?...
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darkreunioniscoming · 8 months
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Head canon: Ranpo hates the dentist.
Kunikida whispering: how are we going to tell him!?
Dazai: I don't know!
Atsushi: What are you guys talking about?
Yosano: We have to bring Ranpo to the ahem-
Yosano as silently as possible: the dentist.
Atsushi: I don't see the problem?
Kunikida: Have you seen how many sweets he eats? It's literal hell when he goes to the dentist!
Fukuzawa: Ranpo.
Ranpo: Yeah?
Fukuzawa: We're taking you to the dentist.
Ranpo: No.
Fukuzawa: Too bad because either way you're going.
Ranpo: YOU CAN'T FORCE ME!
Fukuzawa: Yosano, we're going to have to strap him down to the car.
Yosano: Roger that.
Ranpo being dragged out of the Agency: PLEASE HELP ME! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Atsushi: Wow.
Dazai: Lets just hope he doesn't have any cavities or else we are in for a treat..
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darkreunioniscoming · 8 months
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Chuuya: Cleaned my house yesterday and went for a hike.
Dazai: Bullshit, what'd you really do?
Chuuya: Drank 4 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.
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darkreunioniscoming · 9 months
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Past Denji just hits different
Denji at the store with Pochita: Keep the change.
Cashier: Sir, you're 2 dollars short.
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darkreunioniscoming · 9 months
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Chainsaw meme dump that I have saved. Enjoy.
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darkreunioniscoming · 9 months
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Mikey: What movie is this?
Draken: I love you man.
Mikey: I love you too bro, but seriously what's the movie called?
Draken: I LOVE YOU MAN!
Mikey: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO!
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darkreunioniscoming · 10 months
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Chuuya: I'm actually terrified of you sometimes.
Dazai: What? Why?
Chuuya: Remember when you were crying your eyes out and your nose got all runny, so I ran to get some tissues and when I came back you looked at me and said "Wanna see me dance?"
Chuuya: Like what the fuck?
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darkreunioniscoming · 10 months
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I know it probably wouldn't happen, but like imagine if neither Fyodor or Dazai actually injected the poison. That would be so funny. Or if they injected something else instead.
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The 30 min timer is up and both Fyodor and Dazai are still alive
Fyodor: Ha- you silly bastard.
Dazai: Such pranksters we are.
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