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dantalaois · 1 hour
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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
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dantalaois · 1 hour
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sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry
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dantalaois · 1 hour
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*through sweat, blood, and tears* YOU WILL NOT EDIT THE FIRST DRAFT AS YOU GO. YOU WILL NOT EDIT THE FIRST DRAFT AS YOU GO. YOU WILL NOT EDIT THE FIRST DRAFT. AS YOU GO.
YOU. WILL. NOT. EDIT. THAT. FIRST. DRAFT.
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dantalaois · 11 hours
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"He picked me up in a dream one time and now I'm madly in love and lust (btw he's 6'10)"
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dantalaois · 11 hours
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can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back
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dantalaois · 11 hours
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watching a group of mutuals reblog the same post like they’re passing the salt down the table for everyone to season their food with
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dantalaois · 12 hours
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infected misfortune cat, smoke colorway 
by scott wilkowski, who else? 
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dantalaois · 13 hours
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Not going to lie, I am kind of in love with these DeNiro boots.
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dantalaois · 13 hours
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so did that the vampire get the job
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dantalaois · 14 hours
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
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dantalaois · 14 hours
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Her ducks vs. my ducks 🙃
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dantalaois · 14 hours
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"gee why do trans/nonbinary people go apeshit for title nouns like 'captain' and 'doctor'?"
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also
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but also
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dantalaois · 14 hours
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I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent
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dantalaois · 14 hours
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who out thinking about the character
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dantalaois · 15 hours
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comic commission of two unlikely comrades🐍🐉
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