What if in the next reincarnation, the Triforce pieces get swapped?
I imagined this unlikely trio of heroes some time ago, and I finally decided to post it here + some headcanons, enjoy!
Ganondorf “Gan”
Prince of the Gerudo tribe
Feels guilty and responsible for what his past incarnations have done and constantly apologizes for it
Little sibling syndrome
“Don’t do the thing!” *does the thing anyway*
Reckless
Chaotic Good
A Jock
Link
Ranger of Faron’s Forest, born in the village of Ordon.
Was born deaf: his townspeople gifted him a couple of magical blue earrings that function as hearing aids. Mostly communicates through sign language, but he picked up some words.
Animals, elderly people and children instantly love him
The Mom Friend ™
Lawful Good
A gentle soul
Zelda
Heir to the throne of Hyrule
Struggles a lot with her abilities and the awareness of the potential danger of corruption
lord of the flies is a depressing and violent book but its also so fucking funny when you think about it like. in a meta way. the author was a teacher at an all-boys school that hated every kid he taught and was SO sick of the ‘brit kids go on adventures’ genre that he wrote a full-length novel about them absolutely LOSING it and also every kid in the book was based off a kid in his class. like if that isnt the most hilarious shit ever
a montage from twitter, namahousous, interviews and whatnot
Amatsuki : “I like how Soraru reads his lines so mindlessly.”
Soraru : “There are conspiracies about how I speak like that in real life”
Amatsuki : “Are you a robot?”
Soraru : “(●ー●)I am Soramax”
Soraru : “I never thought I would cry at this age just because my Dragon Quest save file was corrupted.”
KK : “Ah, will someone please tell me something to wake me up”
Sui : “Hey, don’t you have something to apologize to me about?”
KK : “Eh? That’s scary… Sorry.”
Mafumafu : “Today is father’s day! What should I give him? Good morning everyone!”
Fan : “Wait, father’s day is tomorrow…”
Mafumafu : “Wait”
un:c : “For some reason, I was stopped and questioned by the police at the station. They took my bag and said “Is this your bag? Can I see your wallet? Is this your wallet? Are you sure?” Do I look like a thief…?“
Zebra : "I should find hobbies that are calm. Like bungee jumping…”
Fan : “You look pretty busy, are you okay?”
Amatsuki : “I’m fine. I’m rotating between AmatsukiA, AmatsukiB, and AmatsukiC. We pay them a lot, too. We’re still recruiting AmatsukiD.”
luz “I’m in a packed subway and a pretty girl has her face in my chest. Thank god I’m alive…. (Tears of joy)”
Kogeinu “It’s not loud, is it? Of course it’s not, it’s my voice loool”
Glutamine “Ultraohayo!!” (Ohayo means good morning)
Fan “I like short men! Go out with me!”
Hashiyan “Shut up!”
un:c “The hot bath in Kagoshima is really soft!”
Mafumafu “How does it feel?”
un:c “It feels like Mafumafu”
Mafumafu “Wow, it must be really soft!”
Kogeinu “I want to deliver some good news, what qualifies as good news?”
Soraru “Maybe getting a girlfriend”
Kogeinu “Dammit”
Soraru “Good morning! Everyone have a good day”
Sui “Soraru san, it’s still 10 pm.”
KOOL “"I don’t like thundeeeeerrrr I’m scaaaaarrrred” said un:c. He’s cute.“
Ashikubi "Nooo… Don’t go to work, I’m lonely.”
Ashikubi “You’re cute, there you go (smile)”
Ashikubi “Yeah, I’ll be a good boy now… I’ll wait at home”
Ashikubi “Thank you, I love you”
Amatsuki “I found a couple of good restaurants”
Itou Kashitarou “That’s great! Let’s go someday”
Amatsuki “I’ve learned that people who say "someday” tend not to come, so I won’t look forward to it.“
Itou Kashitarou "Just think that you got tricked and wait!”
Amatsuki “Aah, there you go, tricking people again, you sinful man”
Mafumafu “When I try to talk to people, it’s like time has stopped and nobody answers.
Wait, so I guess this is what they call magic…”
Eve “I want to follow someone who tweets only funny things, any recommendations?”
Natsushiro “That guy called Natsushiro looked really funny.”
Eve “ ”
Natsushiro “In front~ of a new~ door~ aren’t you~ feeling~ lonely~ (sings)”
*The lyrics of Sarishinohara
Mafumafu “I’m at a cafe with Amatsuki kun! … Why are they giving us two straws in a single drink…”