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dangantextposts · 3 years
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Chiaki and Nagito playing Genshin.
Chiaki: Hey Komaeda, are you going to try and get the Raiden Shogun before her banner ends?
Nagito: I don’t think that would be a good idea.
Chiaki: You’re so close to pity, though. Try a couple of pulls and see what you get.
Nagito: Alright then.
[20 Qiqis later]
Chiaki: I- What- How-
Nagito: Exactly why I didn’t want to try this….
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dangantextposts · 3 years
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Monokuma: Alright, Mr. Gokuhara, would you please introduce yourself to the class?
Gonta: Hello. Gonta’s name is Gonta with a B, and-
Monokuma: Wait, Wait, where’s the B?
Gonta, Excitedly: THERES A BEE?
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dangantextposts · 3 years
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Kaede: “Remember, kids, always believe in yourselves!”
Kokichi: “You can’t spell ‘believe’ without ‘lie’!”
Maki: “You can’t spell ‘die’ without ‘Kokichi’.”
Kokichi: “...”
Kaede: “...”
Maki: “...”
Maki: “Believe in yourselves, kids.”
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dangantextposts · 3 years
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Kirumi: “Good morning, everyone.”
Kaito: “Hey, guys!”
Maki: “There are two kinds of people.”
Shuichi: “...”
Maki: “Three kinds.”
Miu: “WHATS UP FUCKERS?”
Maki: “Four.
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dangantextposts · 3 years
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Korekiyo: Himiko I beg of you, don't turn me into a marketable plushie!
Himiko: Your wish is my command.
*MAGIC NYEH*
Korekiyo: ......
Himiko: What? You asked not to be turned into a marketable plushie!
Korekiyo: THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
*CROCREKIYO SHINGUCCI*
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