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i have a story to tell and it can only be told in greentext format
>be me
>13 years old in a psych ward for the first time
>my bathroom is shitty and small but the only place in my room where i have any privacy
>try to calm myself down post-anxiety attack by hiding in the bathroom
>curl up underneath the sink
>slowly calm down after anxiety attack
>remember that earlier i caught a glimpse of some scribbles and drawings underneath the sink
>wonder what it looks like
>turn around to see
>its “HoNk” “:0)” “hOnKhOnKhOnK” “mOtHeRfUcKeR” “:0) :0) :0)” written in purple crayola marker
>immediately go back into an anxiety attack
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY
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Which one is your favorite?☸️💕
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LMFAO
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People messing with their textbook mini DUMP
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Every fucking time smh
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Putting on earrings is suc an ordeal for me
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Wizards (1977)
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damb baby u got a bright future behind you...
#me
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danelloevee · 8 hours
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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:) ancient egyptian greywacke fish
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danelloevee · 9 hours
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
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danelloevee · 9 hours
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It’s funny when American authors come up with a new European nation so their main character can be a secret royal without the pain of researching a real nation. We should all start doing that with North America, just make up a new state. My protagonist lives in New Utahioshington which is the 51st state and located between Delaware and Maryland
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danelloevee · 9 hours
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Overheard in a thread about restaurants offering free meals.
"If people that don’t need it take it, it says something about them. If you don’t give because of the chance someone might take it that doesn’t need it, that says something about you."
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