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this is how this post sounds in my head
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After decades of hard work, you finished 99 of the 100 tasks needed to get to the status of God. But the last one isn’t like any other: You have to successfully explain the concept of the multiverse to a 7 year old.
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What do women prefer in bed? Size or grit?
A) Why you asking an incel?
B) Holy fuck I hope you mean girth.
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dalbyspooker · 2 days ago
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Hallmark movies have the cinematography of insurance commercials
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companies will be like “we’re so proud we don’t make anything with feathers, leather or fur” and then make stuff out of synthetic materials that will not decompose but will shed micro-plastics with every wash like…..yas so good for the animals so animals rights
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When the whole party is down but your bard is up
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Shocking to me that there's such a fandom for Breaking Bad here on this website, full of people who found the moral nuance of Steven Universe to be unmanageable.
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dalbyspooker · 2 days ago
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The ability to turn the post above you into the speech bubble of a character of your choice is an essential weapon of tumblr pvp.
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You're doing amazing yahoo
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*through gritted teeth* I am so normal about A6A615
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dalbyspooker · 2 days ago
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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