Quiet please, the Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping.

they added jesus of nazareth to fortnite

its only a bi 3 way if you take it in the ass while fucking a woman anything else is straight

so 3 dudes IS straight? thank god, i can finally settle this argument once and for all

that new animal crossing character named sasha that uses he/him pronouns i say congrats on the gender

If you don't like hairy bitches DIE

men - opium

hobbits - weed

wood elves - meth

high elves - coke

dwarves - inhalants

ork - staring at the sun

if you play the animal game here are some wizards you can hang with

wizards is an animal: MO-418Q-8RCC-J4G6

lamina na si sdraziw: MO-M2NJ-J8WD-JWPM

phoenix wright moments before being devoured by crabs

that bad sensory moment when you’re trying to do something that requires a lot of focus and the people around you are talking loudly and you’re just sitting there like $&@&&@@^%#%^%***++*%%#%^*+%%%

this dude legitimately needs to die pronto

how is this real

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

Real scared of huge titties, might need exposure therapy tbh.