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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 2 days
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 9 days
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having mutuals who are really into pro wrestling is so funny because one post will be like "i cant believe Cock Puncher Daryl still has a career after he got arrested for arson" and then they reblog 8 gifsets of what looks like gay bdsm
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 16 days
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City Budget Simulator 2!!
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 16 days
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Let’s see if lemon juice really is vanilla 2.0
Unrounded so percentages add up to 100
I will make this cake when the poll ends and post the results
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 18 days
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what is joe biden’s plan for these fucking headlights
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 19 days
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i just think its a crying shame that trans headcanons are always, for example, like "Ash Pokemon was assigned female at birth" or "Misty Pokemon was assigned male at birth" and not "ten years from now Brock Pokemon has a revelation & becomes the Nurse Joy she was always meant to be" you know?????
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 24 days
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It's Friday!! And it's my first day flying mostly solo at the steakhouse! I'm a fancy four diamond steakhouse boyman officially now!
I do have to come back to work Wednesday but it's for "take a 1.5 hr long class then spend 2.5 hrs doing admin work and hiding upstairs" reasons because my boss loves me and didn't make me work six days, peace and love on planet James
Also I'm making progress with being flirty with the two hot gay men who work at or with the steakhouse (one is a pastry chef and isn't that ALSO hot??? so he's dreamy and cute and can BAKE CAKES AND COOKIES??? These inappropriate work crushes just keep coming...) which I dont think anything will ever come of but hey! If I can like at least have some gay men at work know I'm NOT straight just because I talk about my girlfriend all the time like hello bisexuality exists then I find that to be progress.
Also if I can casually bring up with the very attractive gay server that I'm interested in knowing what the hell is going on with my boss's sexuality that would help with my silly crush on him a lot. My boss, not the server.
He's in his 40s, handsome, but not married and has a female roommate so he's clearly not one of those heterosexual men who think they can't be friends with women. He was very into attending pride last year in a way that seemed like an annual tradition. Is he gay. Can I suck him off. I mean. No I can't. He's my boss and I'll never tell anyone except my girlfriend and the entire internet about my crush on him. But hypothetically. In my fantasies. If he's into men it just feels less... pathetic and unlikely. Even if it still is, you know?
Anyway, I've just gotta get through today and then I can not work for a whole day and then not really work for half a day then work for only 3 days then have Sunday off again because my boss loves me and is being niceys to me on the schedule.
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 24 days
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Alright I'm doing this.
Image description: six photos of flowers, two rows of three, with phallic shapes to them in one way or another. The first one has a long middle flower, the second two have long and hard-looking middle ... stigma is the word Google is telling me to use. The middle part where the pollen comes from. The first flower photo on the second row stands up straight with two testicle-like bulges near the bottom. The middle photo on the second row has a long and bulbous stamen (also the part the pollen comes from). The last is a bunch of lilacs in a long, cylindrical (or, you know, phallic) shape. Overlaid diagonal text on the left hand side says "girlcock" and there are two white hearts slightly rotated as extra decoration. End description.
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New contrapoints dropped and yeah she's a wealthy privileged trans woman who has said and done some questionable things and is, like, cancelled??? Right? We all still hold being dismissive of nonbinary identities and working with buck angel against her?? But I still watch when she drops a new vid and she was mentioning how female sexuality and flower analogies go together and I had an idea. Then I saw a Tumblr post about "make bad art" and I'm like well. It might not be good but my girlcock flower pastiche sure was art. to me. so I'm posting it! Maybe I'll even add an image description and reblog it to my main.. someday.
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 25 days
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I used up all my good mood and happy and not angsty and pissy on work and now I'm alone in front of the TV feeling Bad and shitty and like no one likes me and they shouldn't anyway ugh
I'll feel better in the morning plus I'm at the fancy steakhouse tomorrow instead of my stupid cafe/sportsbar/diner/fine dining/fuckit let's just make it everything venue which should be less stressful
But right now fuck everything including myself
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 25 days
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I'm gonna mcfreakin kill myself
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 1 month
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are you saying these small plates amuse butches?
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 1 month
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I'm silencing trans men now, according to the r/ftm mod. Cool.
the mod from r/ftm responded to me accusing me of being "the one" reporting posts as transmisogyny and basically being like "let men vent about women!!!!!"
is it shitty to retrans my gender over discourse? Catch me being ftmtnb because I got sick of men being misogynist :P
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 1 month
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the mod from r/ftm responded to me accusing me of being "the one" reporting posts as transmisogyny and basically being like "let men vent about women!!!!!"
is it shitty to retrans my gender over discourse? Catch me being ftmtnb because I got sick of men being misogynist :P
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 1 month
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re: my last post I just saw someone on Reddit say their ex used "femme privilege" against them
What the actual fuck is even going on at this point????
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 1 month
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I love being a man. I love not menstruating unless I fuck up my injection schedule. I love my sideburns. I love being a queer man. I love my deeper voice. I love my flat chest, and wearing suits to work even though I am kinda low-key over that now. I enjoy shaving. I like that I get hella hairy if I don't shave. I like my cologne, and how I smell after a long shift at work.
Why the fuck other men gotta ruin fucking everything?
r/ftm has a real transmisogyny problem lately. I keep seeing posts about "the trans femmes I know say I'm not a real trans!" or "why are trans femmes always calling me a twink!!" or "I've befriended so many mtfs but transwomen don't seem to see me as an equal :( " (verbatim! What the fuck! IT. IS. TWO. WORDS!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TRANS YOURSELF AND DONT FUCKING KNOW THAT???? ARE WE BEING BRIGADED BY A PSYOP???????) is insane.
r/bisexual was ruined for me by bi men going "we have it harder than bi women :( "
Like stop trying to play oppression Olympics with women!! We all have it shitty but women undoubtedly have it shittier!!
I keep bemoaning that the only women who seem interested in having sex with me are lesbians but fuck! I'll take "I'm probably actually pan but I prefer women so I call myself a lesbian" type women for the rest of my LIFE if it means staying away from the new progressive "what about the mennnnnnn" types.
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 1 month
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The number of people I've had to unfollow for posting blatant anti feminist shit the last few months. The number of weird misogynistic posts written in vaguely leftist lingo with, like, hundreds or thousands of notes. The way "not all men" is back. The trans community is splitting in half depending on if you hate trans women or not. Outside of lefty queer social circles, the normies are having girl dinner. Girl math. Women shouldn't work. Women shouldn't vote. My morning routine as a tradwife. Plastic surgery is self care. Women should serve their husbands. We don't need feminism anymore. Misogyny isn't real, what are you talking about? You're crazy
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 1 month
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Every culture in all of human history was so right about carbs and fat together being a blessing upon earth. Eating bread with butter knowing I am partaking in one of humanities biggest shared joys
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