the house team bedside manner is one in a million
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"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen
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girl help i turned 21 and now i am developing troubling coping mechanisms
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i like when people say "how could you eat an innocent animal" because it implies it's okay to eat guilty animals
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take my hand lets go to the big dan and phil video in the sky
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eating Sourdough Toast and Iced Latte to unlock white woman wisdom
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i am not a man. i am made out of yarn
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girl i never changed the age in my bio. mutuals didn't even know i can legally have a beer and smoke a cigarette with my top off like a slutty man in a 90s action movie
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hey i dont think thats hardcore punk
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bro we get it u got top surgery
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we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song
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btw this is not a “which do i find LEAST disgusting” poll. this is for the freaks who want to be covered in natural substances
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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
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2008 Ray Toro save me (x)
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