Le Diable amoureux —The Devil in Love, 1772—, an occult romance by Jacques Cazotte which “tells of a demon who falls in love with a young Spanish nobleman named Don Alvaro, an amateur human dilettante, and attempts, in the guise of a young woman, to win his affections.” Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

i absolutely dare a single highblood to hold a conversation with me i pride myself upon being utterly untenable

“Doe2 your face have to look liike that?” – @2tarbound

a lot of people are following me and i see you but making greeter posts takes effort

signs point to no

cryptolithic replied to your post “cdi w all these fatherly knowhows gettin shoved down my protein chute…”

what the fuck does this actually say

redhot dwella bitch do you speak it

what if i became one of those super edgy maroons

none of these posts are getting nearly enough reactions

sollux says im stupid but im actually the only motherfucker out here with the globes to expose Big Wine for what it is: diluted mouthwash sold for too much money

@lokiofnone replied to your post: me swirling some dirt around my cheeks like fine...

I usually drink wine by swallowing it.

well thats how i eat dirt too so i think im in the clear

wine and grape flavored mouthwash are essentially the same except that wine is weaker

me swirling some dirt around my cheeks like fine wine (is that how you drink fine wine?) : this dirt has a really great mouthfeel. very dirtlike

ive eaten dirt before and ill eat dirt again. some dirt is tasty and other dirt is bland

you eat dirt

i didnt reblog that ask meme at all but its true

@ people complaining that they dont have a sugar daddy: its literally not that hard to get one you just wont commit to it all you have to do is download generically attractive selfies off google images and get a kik

@anachronists replied to your post: im average looking at best and only snakes say...

i think you look nice but ok

a roof is an attic if you bring an umbrella