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also, i completely understand the astarion obsession. i’m just like that with jareth hehehehe he lives rent free in my head
AND THEY EXPECT US TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS!?!?!? Nooooo wayyyyy i actually can't. sorry government.
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I've been in a lot of fandoms where fans turn the multiple murderer into a cinnamon roll.
I feel like I might be in my first fandom where, canonically, the multiple murderer is a legitimate cinnamon roll.
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Where's that post about watching a movie and then immediately searching it on tumblr so you can reblog gifsets like you're slapping stickers on a binder?
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Secrets lost to time. Secrets buried six feet deep.
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Lee Pace as King Thranduil in THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013) — dir. Peter Jackson
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Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.
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im on tumblr bc im a romantic this energy doesnt exist on any other platform
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I came for the title, stayed for the man.
It’s just so perfect. Chef kisses!🤍
Of course I've heard the new Hozier EP...
|| Too Sweet ||
Frank Castle x reader
It's the blood wet on your skin that does it. His blood. It smears and taints you as you pull the knot tight and cut the final stitch free by the soft light of your bedside lamp.
He screws his eyes closed for a few seconds but when he opens them again you're still there, carefully cleaning the wound, wiping the blood away trying not to make it sting as if that kind of soft pain is remotely worse than what he's already endured on his grisley crusade. It's almost ridiculous, how gentle you are despite everything. How even in the early hours, you welcome him without question in to your home, your bed, your arms.
Somehow, you're able to lift the heavy weight of all his past and future and hold him in the clear simplicity of now.
You're putting away the bandages and needles, and now, as you apply the soothing salve of your kisses on his dirty, battle-worn skin, Frank can't cope. He doesn't deserve the honesty in your love. You give and he takes and yeah, he tries his damndest to give it back, but what he's got is charred, broken, and corrupted. It doesn't match. Its been so long since he's had something close to that, and he's only seeing this for the first time like some kind of fucked up epiphany.
He pinches the thick bridge of his nose as if waking from a nightmare, but it's the opposite.
Your eyes search for the problem, another thing for you to fix with your gentle touch and he can't stand it.
"Don't need to do this." He says, head shaking slowly from side to side as you meet him with a puzzled look.
"Frank, I'm not letting you run around bleeding out-"
"No, that's just it. You don't need this kinda shit from me. You've got your own life and things to care of. You don’t need this, dont need me."
He's acting like a spooked dog. You don't know where all this fear has come from so suddenly. You place your hand on his face, cupping his jaw and making him see that you mean what you say, not for one second letting him cower away and hide.
"What if I do need you, huh? You ever think about that? What I want?" You ask him.
Frank still struggles to meet your eyes. "I-I ain't no good, sweetheart... I've done things I ain't proud of, things you shouldn't even know about.'
"But I do know about them, and look, Frank, look! I'm still here with you."
"It ain't right though, layin' that kind of shit at your door."
To hell with that, you think.
"I know it ain't a competition, but I can be just as nasty. I can roll around in the dirt and get my hands dirty if I need to, you know that. C'mon Frank, I'm no princess."
"It ain't all that-"
"Then what? Do you want out?"
If he did, you definitely hadn't see this coming.
"No, 'course not."
"Then tell me."
He hesitates.
"You're too sweet f'me." He finally says quietly.
You can't help but laugh.
"Frank Castle, the day I'm too sweet for you will be the day I stop drinking coffee. And that's never just in case it isn't clear."
You catch the slight ghost of a smile picking up the edge of his mouth.
"I'm serious." You say.
You swing your leg over his, settling in his lap and hooking your arms around his neck. You'll make sure he gets the message alright.
"Let me show just how sweet I am..."
~ Please reblog if you liked my writing! Thank you 💕
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"dick" "pathetic" "moan" "pussy" "desperate" "wet" "needy" "cock"
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Just create the thing you want to create. Because who's going to stop you? Oh, it's you yourself? Well you can't let that bastard win, can you?
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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cut it out with till death do us part. i will find you in this life and reality and the next one and the next one and the next one
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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.
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thank god lisa frankenstein came out in 2024 because if it came out in the 80s lisa would have ended up with michael and the creature would have went back to rest in his grave
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