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Hi stephanie,
I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas
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say what you want about tumblr in 2024 but it seems a lot less people are talking about fucking Benedict Cumberbatch and that feels really nice
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shoutout to the slow artists. the artists with hardly any time for art. the artists who reach the end of the day with no energy for art. you got this i believe in you and you are no less valued than anyone else
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new idea: the hyper bowl
it’s like the super bowl but
you have two football fields placed in a cross formation
two teams play at once
whatever happens in the middle happens
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In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.
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I like that butchers wear white. They’re like brides
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since chinese new year is next month (Feb 10th) I figured I’d do a poll like this— it also indicates a tumblr age demographic so that’s always interesting
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boys go to Jupiter to get. On the compupiter :)
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What do you mean you dont like my awesome biting?
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laughing with your friends and eating good food are kind of the whole point of life
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having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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