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crookshankscrew · 6 hours
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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time
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crookshankscrew · 13 hours
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an important principle of fandom (and life, actually) is that if you want more of Less Popular Thing, it is good to create positive spaces and events for it. however, if you use those spaces to take cracks at the More Popular Thing which you perceive as stealing oxygen from your Less Popular Thing, you do not increase the audience for Less Popular Thing. you decrease it, because you irk people who like both Things. and depending on the relative popularity, there are quite possibly more people who like both Things than people who only like Less Popular Thing. (not to mention - you kill your chances of recruiting people who like More Popular Thing but are neutral on or haven’t considered Less Popular Thing.) 
you’re not campaigning for votes (where There Can Be Only One), you’re marketing for a share of people’s attention. don’t be petty. be effective. 
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crookshankscrew · 5 days
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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crookshankscrew · 7 days
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These two have me in a chokehold so much I came back to this wastland.
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crookshankscrew · 7 days
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“Ive lost all ambition for worldly acclaims, i just want to be the one you love”
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crookshankscrew · 7 days
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crookshankscrew · 7 days
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must read this chapter!
Dirty Blood Dynasties - Chapter 26 (Drinny & Theomione) - English Version
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Pansy/Astoria/Daphne Blaise/Ginny/Draco/Theodore
Chapter 26: Pretences
Links: FFN - A03 - Music Playlist
English Version
AU. The British wizarding community has been irrevocably shaped by the dark legacy of Lord Voldemort and his fanatical quest for blood purity. In the wake of Voldemort's death, thirteen ruling dynasties have taken up the reins, zealously guarding the traditions and tenets of a society that's both rigidly conservative and caste-divided.
The humdrum life of Ginny Weasley, a young Blood Traitor, is turned upside down when she crosses paths with Draco Malfoy, scion of one of these sacred dynasties. As their disparate worlds collide, her core beliefs are thrown into turmoil, set against a backdrop of political unrest.
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crookshankscrew · 8 days
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waiting for @60coyote to show the world their new fic so I can squeal
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crookshankscrew · 8 days
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when did tumblr turn into facebook?
I do not want to be suggested things I do not want to see
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crookshankscrew · 9 days
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Shouting into the void
Does anyone want some rarepair? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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crookshankscrew · 9 days
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coming out as a vaultghoul (lucy maclean x the ghoul) shipper. 🫣
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crookshankscrew · 9 days
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Okay...whelp, I'm officially vaultghoul trash. Haven't felt this down bad about a ship since jonsa.
Anyways, expect some blah, bleh, smut, blah, blah, angst, maybe meh, enemies-to-lovers bed sharing, and some good old fashioned 'there's-only-one-way-to-survive-the-sex-pollen' fics. That is all.
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crookshankscrew · 10 days
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Born to be a girl who’s curious about everything forced to be a girl who’s scared of trying anything new
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crookshankscrew · 10 days
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New Total and Complete Crackfic
"Harry pushed his glasses up with one hand, looking miserable. They were all sweaty and exhausted, of course, which made sense, seeing as how the Last Battle of the Wizarding World was currently taking place, and a lot of running around was involved. Ginny wasn’t sure why he had dragged her behind a small tower at Hogwarts to talk in the middle of a war, but knowing Harry, there must be some excessively noble reason.
“Gin, we’ve got to start dating again,” he said, without preamble.
She blinked at him. “Don’t you think it’s more important that all of our friends are probably being killed by Voldemort right now?”
“Not as important as this,” he said earnestly. “The fate of the wizarding world depends on it.”
“I’m not really seeing how,” said Ginny, glancing to one side, where Luna was being chased by a cackling Bellatrix. “So if you don’t mind, I’d like to get back to—”
Harry grabbed her hand. “But we’ve got to fall in love. It’s the only way for the side of goodness and light and all things nice to win!”
She put her hands on her hips. “Fall in love? I seem to remember hearing something about a chest monster being the reason why you dated me before!”
He shook his head. “That was then. This is now. I love you deeply and eternally, Ginny. Let’s move to the suburbs, get a house with a white picket fence. You’ll have 2.5 children. It’s the perfectly average number.”
She stared at him. “What happens with the unfortunate half child? And is it the top half or the bottom half?”
“You know, I was never really sure about that,” admitted Harry. “The point is, our love is eternally fated to be. Or, er, that’s what the author said.” That seemed an especially strange comment, but she was in no shape to work it out at the moment. Bellatrix Black was now chasing Luna in the other direction, screeching something about how Voldemort was the best shag of her life. Ginny shuddered.
Read the rest at: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55238185
I Wouldn't Date You if You Were the Last Sentient Being On...
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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crookshankscrew · 11 days
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The only reason I’m believing in JATP returning is that Kenny Ortega has been weirdly quiet.
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crookshankscrew · 12 days
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MORNING GLORY: a draco/ginny fanfic
Ginny looked at him over the coffee mug, eyebrows raised. “You can make breakfast?” Draco made a face at her that put her more at ease than anything else did. “Aunt Willamina insisted I learn from their private chef. Says any eligible pureblood bachelor should know his way around a kitchen.” “So they should,” Ginny agreed solemnly, making him roll his eyes. “I like her.”
KEEP READING
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crookshankscrew · 12 days
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#me at every function where there are people
Nicola Coughlan as Penelope Featherington in Bridgerton S3
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