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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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“I may not be able to dance very well, but I can totally still bust out a move.”
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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JC seemed to tense up a little bit at the question, awkwardly going back to rubbing the back of his neck as if it were a calming method.
“Funny story- I wasn’t actually chased down. I was sort of infected with an alien parasitic slug that uh- makes your head or chest, or all over, explode once they’re done multiplying inside of you.” JC shuddered, “I haven’t seen any of the little creeps around- but that’s not to say it couldn’t have pulled anyone else from my world. I hope not.” The brunette sighed, shaking the weight of the conversation off with another bright smile. “At least I ain’t got a big ugly dog chasing me.”
I cant dance very well but do you wanna do a little shuffle? B)
" oh it's you again! You said hi that once and then dissapeared. " Steve smiled
"Absolutely! I will shuffle with you." Steve laughs @crippledcomedian
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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no promo art, but if you're interested in RPing with a new Dwight Fairfield from Dead by Daylight, please like or reblog so i can find people to follow!
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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“Sort of- I think I died! I’m not really sure, I just remember accepting my death- and then boom! I’m here- it’s… kind of weird, not sure if I like this place more.” He chuckled, ignoring the morbid undertones of death. He didn’t seem to care much about the idea he could be dead, instead more focused on the present.
“I guess the entity really was running out of options and said ‘Fuck it, cripple time’!”
I cant dance very well but do you wanna do a little shuffle? B)
" oh it's you again! You said hi that once and then dissapeared. " Steve smiled
"Absolutely! I will shuffle with you." Steve laughs @crippledcomedian
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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“Hey, you’re fine, man. I’m technically from the uh- the 80’s too, and I think I- died? Sometime when arcades were super popular-“ JC rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly again, thinking back to how he had been abandoned on the floor of the boiler room. Was he really dead? Or had the Entity taken him just in time? Maybe this was hell-
But he’ll didn’t have angels that looked as pretty as the guy in front of him, so JC shrugged it off. “I might’ve- names James, pals call me JC, don’t wear it out.” He snickered. @askgogglessteve
I cant dance very well but do you wanna do a little shuffle? B)
" oh it's you again! You said hi that once and then dissapeared. " Steve smiled
"Absolutely! I will shuffle with you." Steve laughs @crippledcomedian
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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“Yeah- not my proudest moment, but I’m here now and that’s what matters, yeah? Nobody can get enough of my stylish good looks, I’m sure.” JC snorted, running a hand through his hair and down his nape as he awkwardly stood there for a moment. He really just wanted the company, and as much as he felt like he should explain his sudden drop off the face of the… ‘earth’, he didn’t.
“Good, cause I was totally dance dance revolution’s champion- crutches included.” He jested, elbowing Steve gently in the arm as he held his hand out with a friendly smile. @askgogglessteve
I cant dance very well but do you wanna do a little shuffle? B)
" oh it's you again! You said hi that once and then dissapeared. " Steve smiled
"Absolutely! I will shuffle with you." Steve laughs @crippledcomedian
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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Irrelevant headcanon but JC loves onesies so much even if he wasn’t often invited for sleepovers. As he got older, he would still wear them when alone and often fall asleep in his chair on a hand held gaming device, usually a gameboy. They were fun to wear!
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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For every 💭 I receive, I will post a head canon about my muse!
BONUS: Specify a topic and I’ll make it about that topic!
For Multi-Muse blogs, please specify muse
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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How does it feel to be hunted for sport, and not by paparazzi? Not fun, I’d imagine. Here, have a flashlight, ‘might help you.
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“Thank you all for your support...I’m sure the flashlight will help me see in the dark.” Hopefully the light won’t give him away... Regardless, he’d have to think about that later. Ji-Woon’s thoughts drifted to memory now, “Unfortunately, I wasn’t aware of when I was brought in trial, so it may be too late for a warning. I’m not quite sure how to explain how it went...I felt like I was in a horror movie-”
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“There were other people, but they looked dead and tried to grab at me and attack. It was terrifying. I suspect there may be other undead creatures like them out there in the...fog, I believe it’s been called? Luckily, I’ve seen a fair share of movies to know how zombies work.” He fidgets with his necklace briefly in thought, as if to adjust it and bring a sense of control, before frowning. “Still- there was a giant behemoth of a man. I think if he found me, he would have definitely been able to break my body with a single hand. I heard the sound of mechanics and saw lights before a large gate opened. Seeing it led away from the nightmarish scene of bodies in tires and wrecked cars, I ran through.”
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“Honestly, I’d prefer the blinding camera flashes than possibly turning into a brain dead monster.”
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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gay little kitty peet touches JC [ebonyan-meori]
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@ebonyan-meori
“I like cats, but I’m still more of a dog person!”
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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Huh, I don't think I've met you before... You new to the fog?
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"It's like I've been here before, in a dream." "..." "I'll assume that you don't listen to my music either, then? Too bad~"
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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Whats 2+2? (Ji Woon hiding under a table whisper you 4)
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@billyholztisch  Technically he’s not wrong- @idol-trickster ty for letting me use your boy and his pretty face i’m so sorry 
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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Sir will eat ur knees <3
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"Please don't... I need them to move."
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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Thanks for answering my last question, it was really funny! So to show my gratitude, how would you feel if I gave ya a small companion that's literally a puppy version of you?
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it's small. it's wearing clothes. who made this dog clothes? maybe he can keep it around for a while. who's a good boy? mikey is.
this art is adorable op!! thank you so much for sending it, what a cute ask to work on <3 I think we all know michael's history with dogs but... it doesn't hurt to imagine him keeping a lil pup around, does it? mikeypup can sleep in his overalls and bathe in the blood of babysitters.
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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Favorite type of slaughter method? Messy or clean?
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mikey always likes a good bath after he’s done killing.
to answer? I honestly think the dude would be a bit of a cleanliness prude. he has no issue getting messy during the act - he loves it in fact - but you’ll catch him scrubbing off his hands in his latest victim’s bathroom sink afterwards.
as for method... well. it's whatever he has closest to hand. even if that ends up literally being hands.
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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Do you fart out of that ass?
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“I do indeed-“
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crippledcomedian · 3 years
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"No of course not," What was that? Marcus? But he was only a little kid. But the resemblance was... uncanny. "Sorry kiddo."
"Fiiiine."
With a dramatic sigh, the kid ran off to the play set.
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A feeling of vertigo made Freddy sway in place. He held his hand out, splaying out his fingers as his vision swam. It wasn't quite an out of body experience. It was more dream-like than that. He stared at his right hand, flexing each finger on it's own like a wave. Softly, quietly, he heard the soft scrape of metal on metal all around him. In time with his own hand.
To no one at all, Freddy wondered aloud;
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