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crimeschild · 1 hour
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand
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not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing
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crimeschild · 12 hours
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they should invent a cogwheel whose spokes fit perfectly between the nooks of my spine so that u can roll it down my back and perfectly rip my spine out of my body with the ease similar to opening a sardine can lid
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crimeschild · 12 hours
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new niche just dropped
edit: there’s a pattern of something something wanting to protect their partners from what they know to be horrible
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crimeschild · 3 days
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and words are futile devices
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crimeschild · 3 days
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you will ALWAYS catch me being pathetic on tumblr.com
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From www.sainsburyarchive.org.uk
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crimeschild · 3 days
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one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning
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crimeschild · 6 days
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either
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crimeschild · 14 days
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either
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crimeschild · 26 days
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crimeschild · 26 days
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Vital Mothman lore update on my blusky feed.
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crimeschild · 26 days
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watching atla for the first time
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crimeschild · 26 days
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i cannot emphasise enough how much you need to create something. anything. it doesn't matter if you suck. you don't need to monetise it, or make it your career. you can restart an old hobby; you can start from scratch. it doesn't matter. you just need to hold something and be able to say "i did that". baking, drawing, painting, writing, coding, crafts, whatever. make something ! you cannot have all your hobbies be a form of consumption. it's fun, it's great in its own right. but the single best action to make yourself feel better, to calm your mind, to gain self esteem, is to Create
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