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What if...
you let your players
have agency
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Bambinos and bimbos,
I just dont know nymore I just dont know.
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I’ve been working on an essay. A historically accurate essay.
god help me.
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The opposite of a cloak of invisibly, a hi-viz cloak
(For osha compliance)
Almost more effective in some places
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Evil DM idea: look at all your players' character sheets, find the person with the worst handwriting, and then name your NPCs based off how you interpret how that person writes the names of the characters in the party.
Also good for naming evil clones
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A ranger who can't read, and doesn't realize that they're far sighted.
Can see the wing of a flee from a quarter mile away. But, "These tiny symbols are meaningless 😤", because they can't actually see them clearly
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idk what dm needs to hear this but your content IS unique and your villain IS foreboding and intimidating and your players think the NPC’s are cool and interesting
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funny lines to say when getting stabbed
“You gonna want this back or can I keep it?”
“What a rude thing for someone to do on my birthday”
*let out an exasperated sigh*
“This better be a prank”
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Homebrew rules my party made
a condom functions as a repellent to succubi (like vampires)
if a player mimes an action well enough to have the dm guess what it is, they get a +1 for whatever they’re doing
if you die, there will be a brief ‘afterlife’ scene where we get closure on a character’s journey
every bar/tavern has an exclusive drink that can kill or have serious negative side effects if an endurance dc is failed, and if they die, they go to alcohol heaven and meet the god of booze
If you kill a bartender you will be attacked by the aforementioned god of booze
If any member of our party is discovered while inside an enemy area while being stealthy, they can roll a d20 for intimidation, whereupon getting a 20 the person screams “you can’t see me” and any enemies that saw them act as if they never saw anyone
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Goofy, whacky, and wild creature ideas
Megoosa
Underwater tarasque but it looks just like an axolotl
turtle duck from atla
demon that is both a succubus and incubus at the same time (imagine a milf twink)
tiny little dragons (in tiny little wagons) *may be drinking beer out of tiny little flagons*
a liquid golem (fun examples may be things such as molasses monster or a fanta feind.)
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Bad character idea
If you’ve ever wanted to make a more evil character, but don’t want to kill the one you’re playing now, just get over yourself and make a bastardisation arc for them, make them an anarchist, make them obsessed with revenge, crucify the anti-christ. get creative!
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Cursed Item review
Today my party’s ranger received an enchanted (cursed) bow from a mysterious stranger. What was the cure you ask? The bow only shoots where you’re aiming if you’re blackout drunk. This resulted in us going to the nearest bar as fast as we could, where we had to fight the god of all alcoholic beverages. 4/10 10 for funny, -6 for being a ranger weapon.
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sometimes the real adventure is the character sheet we spill a little coffee on along the way
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counterpoint: Warlock patron: The CEO of Denney’s
Warlock Patron: Lady Catherine de Bourgh
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terrible character ideas
high wisdom low intel barbarian who wears glasses
a bard who’s musical instrument is an omatone
warlock without daddy issues
warforged druid
a halfling eldritch knight
goliath rouge with an abnormally small frame
ranger
archdemon paladin who fights for an angelic deity
goblin monk
a wizard who was born a sorcerer
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bad campaign setting ideas
a world where it’s always twilight
an endless graveyard
a city inside of a giant beehive
a universe inside of the canopy of a tree
detroit
SCP-3007 (infinite Ikea)
an underwater cave world with a massive ocean
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