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cowboysimp · 3 years

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Im currently working on responding to asks lol- I know I haven’t posted in forever but it’s fine.

On a side note I’ve been Hyperfixating really badly on Devil May Cry. I’ve played through the 5th game a few times already and now I’m almost done the 4th, I’m moving through them backwards. Not sure if I’m going to even bother playing DMC2 though since it’s so notoriously bad- might do it anyways for fun.

Also Nero is just so cute- I love his personality so much 🥲 everytime he so much as breaths I freak out.

His personality is literally one of my favorite character types, and that paired with how cute his relationship with Kyrie I can’t help but love him.

#dmc4 #dmc5 #devil may cry #dmc dante #dmc vergil #dmc nero

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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This is driving me insane- does anyone have that audio where McCree is confused about everyone having names outside of their code names. He says stuff like “he’s called soldier 76, because he has 75 other siblings named soldier”

Also hello I’m alive

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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Hey first of all I hope you have a nice day ^^ And I wanted to know if I could do a request ? Maybe a headcanon for Hanzo, Genji, Sombra, Lucio and Jesse I hope it's not too much, with a reader who is in the middle of an exam period and who is very stressful, spends her days and nights to revise their lessons, I would like to know how they would react to seeing their s/o like that if it's possible please. Maybe S/o can be female or gender neural? I thank you in advance for taking my request 🤗

I’m so sorry this took so long to come out- especially since exams are over for most people! But I hope everyone did really good on them and aren’t to stressed out by the outcome.

Format: Headcanons

Word count: 5161

Warnings: uh Exams??? School maybe dunno.

Hanzo:

Hanzo is no stranger to intense amounts of stress, though he’d also never encourage his partner to just stop studying. Repetition and practice is very important after all.

So he’d sit down with you and help you study for your exams even going so far as to form a study program for you. He’d spend as much time as possible helping you feel ready.

Hanzo does still understand the value of breaks and proper rest. So every forty five minutes you’d both take a small fifteen minute break. The break would most likely be used to do something physical like stretching to help calm your mind. He’d also sprinkle in a little bit of meditation to help ease the anxiety.

Something he definitely does not approve of thought is you staying up late into the night to study. You need rest having spent most of the day studying and revising. So at eight pm every night he’d make sure all school related things were put away and not mentioned again.

Honestly I wouldn’ put it past him to also set a mandatory bed time. Ten pm all electronics are off and by eleven the two of you should be sound asleep. An important part in keeping a healthy schedule is getting sleep.

While this may seem not very romantic to others you’ve been with Hanzo long enough to know his overbearing concern and hours spent helping you are exactly how he shows his love. He isn't much of a romantic mainly because of his reserved nature and tendency for self doubt, but he’ll always try for you and that’s what matters.

Genji:

As for Genji, throw everything that Hanzo did into the trash. (kinda- the brothers actually have some similar tendencies)

Genji’s first step is to get you unstressed. The serious stuff can come later. He’ll force you out of the house for a few hours taking you on a small date. He would take you to some of his favorite places like arcades or cute cafes, anywhere really that he can think of that would help with the stress.

Then once you got back home he’d sit down with you and have at it, he’s spent the day destressing you and now he’s going to attempt to help you study while keeping the same low stress levels.

Studying with him would be fun.

Genji is quite creative and would try to find different interests and a bit unorthodox ways of helping you study.

He would explain to you that odd things have a tendency to stick out in people's brains so why not make this a weird and memorable study session.

While his education was quite formal he always had a hard time picking up on what was being taught until his teachers would give up on their usual methods and begin thinking outside of the box to help him learn.

So he’d apply those same methods each time you studied together.

Same with Hanzo he wouldn’t let you stay up into the early hours of the morning instead forcing you into bed with him once he saw you getting too tired or frustrated to continue.

Night Time cuddles and quizzing would become routine for exams week.

Sombra:

Oh boy-

Olivia has no idea how to help, sure she’d try really hard but she’s never had a day of proper education in her life. She doesn’t understand a single topic to the extent needed to help.

But there’s no way that would stop her. She’d sit at her computer helping you by finding the answers to your question. Basically she’d turn into an answer checking machine.

That is really the only practical way she can help.

She’d force you to take breaks and bring you unhealthy snacks while you studied, and when she got annoyed and bored of not having your attention would just come and bother you for a casual makeout session.

Her actual reliability with helping would come when she got frustrated with feeling useless. She’d hack into the school database and find the test questions.

When you tell her the test randomizes the questions so out of those hundreds you’d probably only need to know fifty or so, she cussed to whatever god existed.

She wouldn’t let that stop her though going into the school mainframe to make it so that when your test came up specific questions would be on it.

So now you’d only have to memorize the questions on the test.

Yes that might be cheating, and yes it is slightly immoral but in the end it would definitely pay off.

Lucio:

Honestly im so sorry I can't really think of much for him-

What i do know though is that he’d make you a few study playlists to boost productivity and stock you up on snacks.

He’d give you shoulder massages when you finished studying to keep your shoulders from cramping and would go out of his way to do things around the house that you normally do to make sure you can focus and not stress too much over trivial things.

(once again sorry I genuinely couldn't think of much more-)

McCree:

Now Jesse isn’t stupid by any means, but the boy dropped out of highschool and didn’t pay attention a day he was there.

He has no idea what to do to help. Honestly him trying to help is probably more distracting then anything.

If you asked him a question about pretty much any subject he’d do his best to answer though honestly probably getting it wrong and making you both more confused.

After this happened a few times he was struck by genius.

He’d settle at the table right in front of you holding his own little notebook and request that you teach him.

You were of course quite skeptical, until he explained that the easiest way to learn is by teaching others right?

He had no idea what he was talking about and frankly neither did you, but you were desperate at this point so you might as well.

Explaining things to him was like a giant review, it helped you revise things you kept on forgetting and even helped figure out the errors you had been making in your work.

By the end of the first session McCree had gone brain dead because “Why in god’s name does anyone need to know this-” and no he won't take it’s a requirement to graduate as a good answer.

#overwatchheadcanons #mccree x reader #jesse mccree x reader #overwatch fic #overwatch imagines #overwatch x reader #overwatch mccree #hanzo x reader #sombra x reader #lucio x reader #genji x reader #overwatch lucio #overwatch hanzo #overwatch genji #overwatch sombra

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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Could I be so rude as to ask for some headcanons with Talon Boys (Preferably Reaper and/or Sigma), with a gender neutral S/O who has wings? Like actual bird wings, as a part of their body, they can use to fly. Organic wings that are a part of them.

Word count: 1823

Characters: Sigma, Reaper

Format: Headcanons kinda

Sigma:

Sigma is a man of science though through his life he’s seen some things that science simply can’t explain. Functional wings on a human being are one of those things

He’s in awe of them constantly asking to touch and study them, (though it takes some time for him to even be comfortable initiating the contact) the realization that they work exactly like birds comes as no shock but somehow he still finds himself fueled by disbelief.

Once you become partners he’d be much more direct about his interest and want to touch them but that might take a bit.

I think he’d enjoy helping his partner pluck them and clean them out, though the first few times he’d be incredibly hesitant about doing so not wanting to accidentally hurt you.

He enjoys when his partner brushes their wings up against him or just allows for him to pet them, it's therapeutic in a sense. The softness of the feathers brings him large amounts of comfort.

Sigma would constantly compliment them though the only time’s he’d confidently do so is while getting lost im a monologue about how amazing and intricate they are.

Reaper:

Reaper is in a way the same, though on a much more internal level.

When he first meets you and find out about your powers he immediately begins thinking of what ways to best use your power to Talons *cough* his *cough* benefit.

He’ll have Moira and Sigma study them though they’d be under strict commands to not cause any damage to the new acet

Things change when he starts getting attached to the person attached to said wings.

At first small things like you losing your feathers would annoy him.

Now he finds it cute keeping some of the feathers as keepsakes. Not that anyone gets to know that.

Reaper has few comforts in life but when you become his significant others the wings become somewhat of one for him.

He enjoys the feeling of them brushing up against him, or when he’s laying in bed he likes how you subconsciously wrap them around him, like a security blanket.

#sigma #sigma x reader #reaper x reader #reaper #overwatch reaper #overwatch sigma #overwatchxreader #overwatchheadcanons

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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I also want to apologize for not being super active I’ve been working a lot and just haven’t had the energy to write but I’m closing my ask box to start focusing on responding to people!

Thank you all for being so patient I’ll do my best to get everything out this month.

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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So I’ve made a few changes to my rules list- one of them being that I don’t write Yandere content. I’m sorry I forgot to add it when I first made the rules.

I have nothing agaisnt Yandere content but I personally don’t feel comfortable writing it. I basically consider it in the catergory of writing a character as the ab*ser since that’s basically what it is.

I’ve read and enjoyed Yandere content before and understand it can be a huge comfort to some people but writing it would make me really uncomfortable sorry!

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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Hello! I was reading your blog rules and I just wanted to add that Soldier 76 was confirmed as gay by lead writer Michael Chu. He made a tweet saying that him and Vincent both identify as gay! I just wanted to let you know ^_^

Omg awesome! Thanks for letting me know. I’ll go change that right now.

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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Sunrise (McCree x Reader)

McCree x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Description: Early morning routine with McCree after settling down.

SFW

Warnings: None

The early morning dew had just settled when you woke up. It was still dark out when you slipped off Jesse's arm from around your waist and out of bed to make your way into the kitchen.

Bare feet padded, across the floor sluggishly as you made your way to the coffee pot, last night's brew left sitting cold. You turned the machine on allowing it to start warming up the day old coffee as you went on the search for two mugs.

The machine let out a soft beep when it was ready and you poured out two cups. Putting sugar and cream into one before picking up the one that was left black and leaving for the front door. Eyes still dropped tiredly as you struggled to make your way through the dark kitchen.

When you finally reached the front door and opened it, the chilly morning air caused your hair to rise as goosebumps spread.

You quickly grabbed the nearest thing to keep yourself warm off of the coat hanger before stepping out the front door and softly closing it behind you.

Settling down on the porch swing and wrapping yourself up to keep warm. You sipped at your coffee for a few moments before hearing the door open once more

“I was looking for that” Your lover's words coated with his heavy western drawl broke the morning's silence.

You only shrugged and took another sip of coffee unbothered by the man's statement continuing to stare off into the distance as light began to peak over the horizon.

McCree scoffed quietly at the lack of response before making his way over to the swing and sitting down. He opened his arms up carefully not wanting to spill his own cup of coffee, and as expected you leaned into him.

“You know darlin’ I’m going to need that poncho back eventually?” His words were teasing, holding no real threat of taking the comfort away from you. The cowboy obviously didn’t mind seeing his lover wear his clothes but it was always fun to try and get a rise out of you.

You turned away from the horizon for a moment before looking away with an eye roll and a small hum of acknowledgment. Though once again neither parties made a move to have the red poncho returned to the owner.

-Fin

I have a real soft spot for early morning soft content- is it obvious.

Anyways I’m not super proud of this but it’s chill. I really want to work on how much I use the word “you” and also using a different perspective in my writing.

With that in mind I’m going to be focusing on responding to Asks/Requests now I want to get around half of them done in the next few days since I’ll have a bit of time off from work for the holidays.

#overwatch x reader #overwatch imagines #jesse mccree #mccree x reader #jesse mccree x reader #overwatch fic #god i love this stupid man #jesse mccree's fat tits

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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WASSUP GUYS!!! Just wanted to let the people who care know I’ll be posting tonight! It’ll be another McCree x Reader

It should be expected around 6-8pm Est

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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ANOTHER THING!

To everyone who’s sent a Request I’m working on them in the order they’ve been sent just gimme a bit. One of them has me kinda stumped since I’ve never thought of something like that before but I’m trying my best to make satisfying headcanons for it.

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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UPDATE!!!! Okay so first of all- I’m shocked by the likes on my first post and incredibly happy! So thank you guys for that 😳😳😳

Second of all I’m working on my second post it’ll be another Ficlet it’s already written but I have to finish editing it 👊🏻😤✌🏻

With that in mind it should be out in the next day or two. (December 22 or 23)

Third of all I’m thinking of writing a Christmas themed ficlet for of course McCree thoughts on that?? 👁👄👁 (it would probably come out after Christmas but who cares-)

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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Wake Up Kisses (McCree x Reader)

Jesse McCree x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Description: Jesse is an early riser and his (s/o) is the exact opposite, that doesn’t stop him from waking them up in the early hours for his own amusement.

SFW

Character Count: 4061

Warnings: Cussing??

Soft kisses were peppered against your neck causing you to stir awake. “Ugh - Jesse stop it.“ It was too early for this. You swatted at the large man laying next to you only to be forcefully rolled onto the American’s chest.

“Why hello there, sugar’.” A coy smirk was planted on Jesse’s face, the morning light hitting his skin in an almost elegant way. Not that the word ‘elegant’ should ever be associated with Jesse. The cowboy’s eyes were crinkled with misplaced love and his beard scruff kept on brushing uncomfortably against your face as McCree pressed his cheeks against yours fondly.

Trying to get away from the newfound cause of annoyance, you sat up and straddle the flirty cowboy.

“Jesse, why the fuck did you wake me up?” Your tone of voice was honeyed up but the passive-aggressive words and nails being brought trailing down McCree’s chest showed the building frustration.

Already quite the expert in ignoring his lovers early morning aggression, Jesse didn’t deter from his unspoken goal of having a relaxing morning. Instead he smiled in response to his significant other’s displeasure before he pulled his frustrated lover back down to his chest, the sudden movement causing you to let out a shocked squeal as you were sent flying downwards.

After colliding with McCree’s chest, you swiftly propped yourself back up as much as you could with the large brute you called your lover holding you down. Seeing the mischievous twinkle in McCree’s eyes, you let out an angered yell

“JESSE!! WHAT THE HEL-“ Before you could even get into your tirade, a pair of heavy set lips were placed against your own and successfully shutting you up. You tried to struggle in response but after a moment, gave in as the reality that escaping Jesse’s tight grip would be impossible.

Jesse let out small chuckles as he broke the kiss after a few long moments. He also released his grip on you, trailing his metallic hand down to the curve of your back, raising goosebumps as the cool metal fingertips met the soft, and warm skin. Once his hand found its place, he began to trace small patterns into your back, his free hand propping up his head.

As he got comfortable, his lover's annoyance grew when you realized the sleazy dog you were laying on top of had yet to respond to your earlier claims of displeasure. Deciding to restate your first pleas of annoyance, you spoke again tiredly. “It’s too early. Why’d you wake me up?”

The western man only smiled causing you to flick his nose. “Answer the question, Jesse.”

Releasing another chuckle from deep within his chest, he spoke. “Just wanted to see ya’ pumpkin.” The cheeky smirk that laid lazily across his face turned into a fond smile as he saw the scowl form on your face.

“You see me every day. You know that right?” Your brows furrowed together, showcasing clear displeasure but with a soft laugh from Jesse, your distaste was quickly turned into a barely visible smile. Seeing that Jesse was unable to help himself, he spoke up once more with the intention to tease.

“...Gorgeous, you really should smile more, darlin’. it suits you.” His words immediately caused the smile he just complimented to disappear.

You rolled your eyes in response, too exhausted to come up with something witty to say. Instead, pressing your face down into Jesse’s strong chest and mumbling a soft “shut up“

Despite your exasperated reaction, Jesse knew he had pleased you with his words as he felt the smile reform against his bare chest. Not seeing the need to continue, he responded with a soft hum as he closed his eyes.

-Fin

I hope you all enjoyed my first post, sorry if the writing seems a bit tense. I'm not used to writing in this perspective and I'm not so sure how I feel about it. I love feedback though and don’t mind my mistakes being pointed out, or being given tips on how to make it better!

#overwatch imagines #jessemccree #mccree x reader #overwatchxreader #jesse mccree x reader #overwatch headcanons #overwatch fic #overwatch mccree #hes so hot #fuck i love him #why is he so handsome

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m thinking about Jotaro Kujo right now- he is my world~ (btw I have a JJBA fixation so if y’all like that ahahah- wanna be friends~)

Also thirty minutes till my first thingy comes out and I’m kinda nervous- whoopsy

Ohhh also I got out of work early due to snow which is super epic since I’m running on 45minutes of sleep and water~ Anyways nap time, and then I clean up my room.

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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FIRST POST GOING UP AT 4PM EST DECEMBER 16TH

It’ll be Gender Neutral McCree x Reader!

Please forgive me if any assumptions about appearance are made I’m not used to writing without describing people, but I’m doing my best to adjust and remove any indicators of a persons looks.

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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Another thing that’s kind of important is my writing style is pretty inconsistent- so if the things I write seem like their from different people it’s genuinely just me not having a proper style.

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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Get to know me a little bit!

Here’s just some basic stuff so people can get to know me before I start posting.

•I go by Ushi online so feel free to call me that!

•I’m eighteen years old.

•I’m a super chill person and love talking to people so feel free to drop in and message me!

(If you need topics to talk about I’m into a lot of things so here’s a small list: Bungo Stray Dogs, Demon Slayer, Naruto, Bnha, Persona5, Supernatural, etc.)

•I play a bunch of dnd and might occasionally rant about my parties/campaigns that I play in!

•I also love the novelty of Astrology even though I don’t understand any of it-

•Oh I also have an adorable girlfriend of two years! We cosplay together a lot.

•And Jesse McCree is my biggest comfort character- he fills me with unnatural ammounts of joy.

•One final thing is I have a full time job right now and that takes up a lot of my time so my posting schedule will likely be pretty inconsistent. Sorry-

Edit: When I reply to stuff it comes up as my primary @lil-dino-trash so just know that, that is me.

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cowboysimp · 3 years

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Hiya! If I may be so bold, I'd like to thank you for the blog, and I hope you have fun making content! I'm sure you'll do amazing. Anons are off btw. Good luck! You'll do great!

Awww thank you so much! I can’t wait to start a though everyone will have to forgive me for bad spelling and punctuation- it’s my biggest weakness.

Also thanks for mentioning that I’ll turn it on!

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