youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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Fucking dobby bro. That dude had it rough
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*Trips overmyself to open your inbox after seeing your selfies* Hi
I'm grenant and its yours
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Woman in my store: csn I hef a latte with vanilla
Me at register: you will ferment
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The kids at my job drew this on my whiteboard during their break and I couldn't stop fucking laughing
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Im sorry I dont have a shrooms plug in Campaign urban or Ilinois
Is okay to be like that.
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brother come back to chicago... put a horse in your aparment i swear ill pay the pet fee if you host another damn play or concert
LMAO ur funny thank u. But I need to log off its so freaky when irl poeple know my blog
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I'm just happy to be here
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Im reading my newest mad mag (which is just a rerun of old editions) and i got thrown so back to this which is one of my favorite panels ever
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I hit this shit once and i have been way too high clear through two hours bro ththey put windex in this weed
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Dude not to freak you out but i think desire and attachment are the problem
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Stupid asshole
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Oh my god first i thought someone was posting from a very unwell place and then i thought i was having a stroke but it turns out it was just a disco elysium meme post written in tumblr grammar
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How to get a gun in chicago google.com
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Ram Dass told me he didn't like you
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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow
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