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Cuddling up to Astarion in his tent, curled up against his side with your head on his chest while he reads. The soft rumble of his voice in his chest, and the long fingers of his free hand softly playing with your hair, lulls you to sleep.
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There is a universe where these 3 are best friends and that's where I live, thank you!!! 😌💅
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Random question, but do any of you like jungkook???? 😭😭😭😭 I may have a new obsession
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Does he has any feelings for you like romantic feelings
We stopped seeing each other at the beginning of 2020 and stopped texting that summer, so I think it's safe to assume he doesn't 🥲
#i mean i obviously still do#but i can't imagine him still having feelings for me after all this time...#unfortunately lol#he was so 🥺
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🔞 personal rant: Ok, so there's this guy I was fucking in like the 1st and 2nd year of college (4 or 5 years ago btw) and my mom came home today all like "have you head of this guy?????? His mom was one of my bffs in college" and like............ both me and this guy have a major humiliation kink and we like... explored it.... 🥲 like we took turns spitting in each other's mouths and after he came one time, I started sucking his dick and I kept going until he came again??? on my face??? and like we both had a crush on the other but neither one of us was sane enough for a relationship so we cut contact at the beginning of 2020 and my mom 😭😭😭 my mom told me we're all gonna have to go out for coffee together 😭😭😭 me and my mom; him and his mom???? I'm screaming 😭😭 this was so close to fanfiction material but it's just nightmare 😭 I can't look this man in the eye?? I'm crying, I'm legit crying 😭 at least he'll have to look MY mom in the eye too and that's the only thing that keeps me going, I'm just mortified lol
#can you tell i went out drinking with my bff bc i just couldn't take it#its so hard not to text him#bc yeah#almost 4 years have passed but im still in love with this man#WHY DID THE UNIVERSE DID THIS TO ME#WHY#i moved on#please leave me alone#i can't look into his eyes#he has the kindest eyes on the planet#I'll fall for him all over again#FUCK#i need to go read some jungkook fanfiction to gather myself
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I am this 🤏 close to giving up medicine and my dream to practice neurology, just so I can go into IT, get a remote job and move somewhere in the mountains where a 4 bedroom house with a big ass yard costs just about as much as a one bedroom apartment in the city I currently live in. Fuck it. Give me 5 dogs, clean air and no fucking traffic. No neighbours?? Fuck it, I want it NOW 😠
#god i fucking hate big cities#everything's expensive#the traffic sucks like you can't get anywhere#the medical system is fucked and corrupt literally nepotism at its finest#none of my friends that finished their residency have found a job bc guess what someone's son is 3rd year in medschool and they're saving#the spot for him#the air isn't breathable 5 months a year#i live in the capital and half the time there's no hot water or heating#my parents can't stand each other#my roommate is intrusive and abusive and if i try to defend myself she plays the anxiety card#my best friend moved to a different country#god#fuck#i don't think I've ever felt this bad#i just wanna leave#like i dont have anyone to talk to no one to count on bc everyone has their own problems#and i literally just can't take it anymore#I WANNA LEAVE#i sacrificed 6 years of my life for that medical degree but I'd throw it out the window if i knew i could make it somehow without it#im sorry#i just have no one to talk to#just ignore me#if you read this far and you're one of the anons that sent in a request pls know im not ignoring you#im just 🥴🥴 not ok rn
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ok horny thought: I want to be Eddie's free use gf likeeeeeee pease imagine you're out with him and his friends going somewhere at night and stuff maybe out drinking and he just lifts your skirt and grabs a handful of your ass 😩 and then just puts it back and gives you a slap for good measure and you just turn to smile at him and all his friends can see? But they don't say anything because they know your his so they just wish they could have you they know they can't? Just me? I'll go cry horny tears now thank you
Definitely not just you, anon 🥵🥵 and also maybe imagine him talking down to you in front of his friends, condescendingly like calls you puppy, pet, calls you his "dumb, little girl" and keeps you wrapped around him at all times, orders for you and stuff??? 🥺
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Not to mention that it fucking disappeared while I was searching for the bug spray 🙃 lord help me
I wanted to go brush my teeth and do my skincare before bed but there's a bug in my bathroom 🥺😖😭 strong, independent woman BLAH BLAH Eddie would take care of the bugs for me 😠
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I wanted to go brush my teeth and do my skincare before bed but there's a bug in my bathroom 🥺😖😭 strong, independent woman BLAH BLAH Eddie would take care of the bugs for me 😠
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🔞 Modern day!Eddie Munson 100% has a secret tumblr account. It may have started as a means for him to connect with other people that shared his interests, and he might still have that blog, but he most definitely has another one - blog which, depending on your relationship with him, you know about or not. Because on one hard, it could be full of those edgy couple pics, like full body mirror pics of Eddie with you kneeling at his feet or wrapped around one of his legs. Pics of you with his fingers in your mouth, choking you, or maybe even straight up porn because HE WOULD - maybe like a video of him, sitting at the edge of his bed with you across his lap, slapping your ass and fingering you until you cry... omg he'd love to get asks about the two of you damn!!! But on the other hand, if you're not together, or not yet together, he'd totally have one of those dark, horror themed blogs, mostly centered on reblogging stuff that fits the aesthetic, but also littered with posts like "clueless, sunshine gf 🤝 obsessive, stalker bf" or "a relationship should be 50/50, I buy her pretty clothes and she's my fucktoy" and all the posts that make him think of you are tagged with an emoji that represents you?????
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being the smartest kid in class then burning out as an adult 🤝 having a dumbification kink and wanting a man to think for you
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not to be a whore........... but imagine making out with Eddie's buldge through his underwear 😩
🥴🥴🥴 tbh I think there are two different scenarios and I wanted to choose only one to elaborate on but I couldn't so here I go: you're both either too lazy to care and this evolves from a sleepy cuddling session OR you're being needy and clingy, begging for his attention - just a whiny mess basically, and this is all that he's willing to give you. Both detailed under the cut 🥴🥴 (the 2nd one is pure filth, humiliation, degradation etc 18+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
It's summer, Wayne's not in town and you have all the trailer to yourselves. But it's still early, no one's in the mood to party yet, it's hot and you're both too lazy to move.
Eddie's starfish on the bed, a comic book having him completely under its spell, while you lay lazily with your head on his tummy, hoping sleep would envelop you. But it doesn't; Eddie's too caught up with a plot twist he didn't see coming, and ideas start coming to you.
Your eyes fix the outline of his cock and without saying a word, you palm him in your hand, your fingers drawing random patterns on the material of his boxer briefs.
Eddie doesn't react, at least not to your knowledge, but one eyebrow does pop up. You don't see it however and decide to keep going, moving your hand a bit to the side so you can rub the length of his cock.
"Sweetheart?" Eddie lifts his comic book so he can look at you, "What are you doing?"
"Nothing"
You don't even look at him, just keep teasing him through his boxers, until he can't help but tense his thighs. "Love?"
"Yeah?" again, you answer without bothering to face him, but this time you do move. Just in the opposite direction, nonchalantly pressing your lips against his bulge.
The gesture was light, not too sudden or too strong, but the reason he froze for a second is the pure confusion that washed over him. But he doesn't get a chance to ask, because when he feels what you're doing - understands that you're right now literally kissing the length of his cock, he can't help but chuckle.
"Sweetheart, you know I can take those off for you, right?" Eddie teases, one hand on the top of your head as you keep going.
"Nah" you shrug and wrap your lips around his clothed tip. One of your hands slips lower, your fingers brushing against his balls as you start sucking.
"Ah fuck" he gasps. But you don't budge.
You keep at it - licking, sucking, grabbing, your teeth lightly grazing the tip of his cock.
"Baby, damn it" the comic book flies across the room, his attention now fully on you. "You wanna make me cum like that?"
But you don't answer. You just shove your hand up one of the legs of his boxer, cup his balls into your hand, and resume full on making out with his cock.
The sheer feeling of him getting hard under your lips, the way he can barely control his breathing, how his thighs tense and how his abdomen clenches every time you apply just a little bit more pressure, makes you want to see just how far you can go.
Brushing your thumb over the wet patches on his underwear, you look up at him, "Yeah, I wanna. Can I try?"
"Try?" he laughs and rubs your cheek with the back of his fingers, "Darling, you're halfway there"
You beam under his praise and resume your quest, eagerly sucking and tugging through the material as his cock visibly stiffens.
"But then you'll take yours off. You can play around all you want, but you know I can't stop until you've made a mess on my face, doll"
Fine by you.
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You being clingy isn't anything new. The planets sometimes settle so that some days the only thing you want is his attention and nothing else. And it's usually not a problem, Eddie being more than happy to oblige and give you what you so desperately crave, but there are also days when that is not possible.
Like this one.
Busy with tasks Wayne left for him, the campaign needing some last minute fixes, Dustin asking for a ride and a Corroded Coffin concert late in the evening - this day is bound to suck for the both of you.
You manage to compose yourself for as long as you can, but by the time you reach the venue for the show, you're almost out of your mind. Begging, teasing, whining, throwing yourself at other men to get his attention - you do everything in your power to get his attention. But you fail. Miserably. As once you finally get home, things don't play out the way you had hoped - at all.
"So fucking desperate, like a fucking whore" Eddie scoffs, plopping down on the couch. He spreads his legs and nods, "Do your thing"
Normally, you'd whine and complain, but your brain isn't cooperating so you listen to his command. You kneel in front of him, undo his jeans, and then helplessly look up at him, bottom lip popping out. "Eddie…"
"Do you need help, kitten?"
You nod.
"Do you deserve it? You acted like a dumb slut all night. Why would I help you? You can't even take my dick out, why would I let you suck it?"
"Please, Eddie…" you cry.
"Look into my eyes, doll" he commands, his hand on your chin forcing you to face him. "Apologize for the way you've been tonight"
"I'm- I'm sorry" you sniffle, "Please-"
"Sorry for being such a cock thirsty whore that you can't even function unless you get to have my dick down your throat?"
"...yes"
"Say it, baby. You need to hear yourself saying it. And look into my eyes while you do it, love. Show me how bad you want it"
"Please, Eddie-" you blink, "I'm sorry for being such a whore, but I need it, please. Can I please, please, suck your cock, please?"
And your pleading might have been enough but you'll never know. Eddie doesn't even get a chance to fully strip before he sees the hungry look in your eyes. "Come here" he motions as he stands up, his jeans now pooling around his ankles. "Show me you want it"
For a second, you look up at him in confusion, but the way his cock stretches the material of his underwear has you feral all over again.
So you don't question it, don't complain, you just get to work. He's hard - throbbing almost, the wet patch of precum making your tongue tingle as you make out with his cock as best you can.
"That's my girl" he grins, patting your head, "My good girl, keep going. Make me cum. If you can do it, you get to swallow it all, baby"
#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#eddie munson imagine#eddie munson fanfiction#eddie x reader#eddie muson fanfic
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Eddie would let me stack donuts on it.
Thats all
AAAaaakskskks 😭😭 I just wanna know how many would fit!!!!! And I'm not even ashamed I'd DEVOUR them 🤧
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Do you think Eddie lets his girlfriend hold his dick while he pees? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
👀 I'm only like 100% sure he does?? I wanted this to be shorter but um I got carried away?? So like 1.4k smut ahead, of the first time you ask Eddie to let you do this and a little bit of how it goes!! 18+ pls OBVI!!
"... oh yeah, mhm, I heard about that…" Eddie hummed along to his neighbors rant about whatever affair they spotted during their daily cigarette break by the window. He lied though, he hadn't heard about it before, and didn't care one bit, but it was the most polite way he could come up with in order to extract himself from the conversation as soon as he could - nod along and wait for an opportunity to mention he left something on the stove.
"... and he had no shame about it, that little rascal …" the neighbor went on. You weren't listening either, but when you squeezed Eddie's ring and pinky finger into your hand and he showed absolutely no signs of taking the hint, you knew it was time to take matters into your own hands.
Nodding along to the rest of the story, you leaned in to grab the groceries bag from Eddie's free hand, hoping the commotion would help speed up the conversation. And it did.
"Ah, you're probably busy" the neighbor said, hands clasped in front of his chest as he prepared to resume his walk, "I'll let you two do your thing, but if you want, I'd love to have you over for a coffee some time"
"Absolutely" Eddie bowed, a huge smile on his face, his enthusiasm most likely rooted in the chance to finally bolt inside. "Maybe during the weekend"
"Sure, of course, let me know. You know how retirement is…"
"Thank you for inviting us" you smiled too and then waved at the man as he said his goodbye and turned to leave.
Eddie barely managed to mumble a poor and hurried "Bye" before forcing the door open. "Fuck!" he cried, throwing his jacket on the floor, the keys on the counter and then rushed further into the trailer.
"Eddie, wait!" you dropped the bags and sprinted after him, barely managing to grab a handful of his shirt as he stepped inside the bathroom, "Eddie, I-"
"Just a second, sweetheart!" he cringed, peeling your hand off his shirt. He kissed your knuckles though and sent you an apologetic smile before disappearing behind the bathroom door.
With a deep frown and a disheartened pout, you stomped your way to where you had dropped the bags earlier, fished out one of the chocolate bars, and plopped down on the couch.
Despite furiously munching at it, you weren't even halfway done with the desert by the time Eddie walked out of the bathroom.
"Ah, fuck!" he stretched, walking over to you, "Sorry about that, I thought I was gonna piss myself for a second there. What did you wanna tell me, love?"
"Nothing" you spat and sank your teeth into the chocolate.
"Sweetheart?" his tone softened, "Is everything alright?"
"Yes"
"Can you look at me?"
"No"
He knew what this was - didn't know what it was about, but knew you well enough to be able to tell you got upset over something trivial. Whenever it was something serious, so were you, starting a conversation with him and being mature and reasonable about it. However, the less serious the matter was, the more dramatic you got. So he knew there was space to tease you. "Puppy, come on, look at me, my angel" Eddie parted your legs and kneeled between them on the floor. He grabbed your hips in his hands and leaned down to get himself in your field of view. "Sweetheart?"
"You don't love me anymore" you huffed and raised your chin. You faced the kitchen, still frowning, and refused to look at him.
"Why would you say that, baby?" Eddie pushed himself up to sit beside you. When you still refused to engage, he grabbed your chin and forced you to look at him. "Tell me what made you upset, you know I make everything better."
"You slammed the door in my face" you exaggerated, knowing damn well he didn't even fully close the door. He always did though, and you were fully aware the only reason he didn't properly shut it was because you had been still standing there. But you were upset, and that was good enough of a reason to push his buttons.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" he played along, "Forgive me, sweetheart, I'll make it up to you. But right now, please tell me what you wanted to say earlier"
"I don't want to anymore"
"Please? If you tell me, I promise I'll do absolutely anything you want"
You raised an eyebrow. "Anything?"
"Anything!" Eddie energetically shook his head. "I promise"
"Will you let me hold your dick while you pee?"
For a second, all he was able to do was blink. "Hold my what?" he did a double take.
"Your dick, Eddie. Please" you pouted, completely unbothered by the absolute shock on his face.
It took him a second to gather himself, "And then you'll tell me?"
"This is it. This is what I wanted to ask you but you ran and then locked yourself in the bathroom"
Realization hit him like a rock and as soon as the thought settled and the information got processed, he visibly relaxed. He swung one arm around your shoulders and leaned for a kiss. "I'm sorry, baby" he spoke against your lips, "Of course you can do that. I promise, I'll let you know next time I have to go"
"Really? You don't think it's weird?"
"No, it's definitely weird" he shook his head, "But when has that ever stopped us before?"
"Ok, thank you" you giggled, suddenly nervous enough to make you hide your face into his shoulder, but not nervous enough to remain there for long, as another idea popped up in your head.
Curiously, Eddie watched you stand and hurry to the kitchen, only to burst into laughter when you returned to him with a bottle of beer in your hand. "To speed up the process" you said.
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"How long until you're done with that?" Eddie popped up in the reflection of your mirror, peeking over your shoulder at the makeup you just put on.
"I think I'm done?" you frowned and turned to face him, "Why?"
"We didn't take into consideration the fact that I drank today at lunch. I can't drive us to the movies, so we'd better get going if we want to make it there on time"
"Ok, right. Yeah, I'm done here anyway, let's go" You didn't pay too much attention, just walked past him and into the hallway, making a beeline for your shoes. "What?" you questioned when Eddie grabbed your boot from your hand and then dragged you back deeper into the trailer.
"Promised you'd help me piss"
"Oh!" you exclaimed, "Yes, yes, yes! Please, let me, let me!"
"Of course, princess," Eddie laughed, guiding you into the bathroom. He undid the belt himself and hooked his thumbs around the waistband of his jeans and then pulled them down his thighs, along with his underwear.
You looked at his cock and then up at him, "Do I just grab and aim?"
"Basically" Eddie chuckled and then wrapped an arm around your shoulders when he saw you hesitate. "Don't be nervous, you literally touched my dick thousands of times before"
"Yeah, but what if I miss?"
"I don't think you will, but if you do, I'll clean it up, don't worry"
"Ok…" you mumbled but still hesitated.
"Y/n, I don't wanna pressure you or anything. I don't know what's wrong with me right now, but there's a sliiiiiight possibility that I'm gonna get real hard, real soon if you keep staring at my dick with that look on your face, so-"
"Oh, no, yeah!! Sorry!" you giggled and went straight for it. As gently as you could, probably the most carefully you had ever been with his dick, you grabbed it into your hand, angled it however your brain figured appropriate and then looked at Eddie, "Is this ok?"
"Perfect, fuck. Ok" he hissed and then let himself go.
You didn't know what exactly you were expecting, but excitement took over your body when you saw the stream coming out of his tip, a huge dumb smile on your face as you refused to look away.
Nervous all of a sudden, Eddie raised your hand a little so the stream would hit the toilet bowl and not the water - the sound was making his cheeks burn, why was he like this? Why was he hot all of a sudden?
"Can I spell my name?"
"Technically yeah-" Eddie laughed in disbelief, "But next time? I'm almost done right now"
"Can you do it?"
"Sure"
"Can I watch?"
"You're insane" he shook his head, amused - and in awe, kissing your temple as the last droplets of piss left his tip. "But of course you can"
#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#eddie munson imagine#eddie munson fanfiction#eddie x reader#p1ss k1nk#????#i think???#is this even considered p1ss k1nk?? dunno#eddie munson
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small clingy gf x obsessive stalker bf <3
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