cosmoandme
Cosmo Is My Cat.
He likes people, places, and things.
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Cat Problems
Cosmo: I have poop stuck on my butt.
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I'm exposed...
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Cat Owner issue #1
Every time I don't see my cat for a few minutes... I think he is dead.
#worried#paranoid#catowner#cosmoandme#cosmo#funny#problems#hesnotreallydead#panic#blorp#cat#kitty#ilovemycat
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Cosmo: Look at me, technology is stupid.
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How cats would gossip if they could...
Cosmo: Did you hear about Snowball? I heard she had an overdose on catnip.
Fluffy: Not only that, but Snowball hangs out with stray cats?!? She's a Persian for goodness sake.
#cosmoandme#cosmo#crazy#boredom#gossip#cute#cat#snowball#stray#aristocats#idk#catnip#ihavetoomuchfreetime
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Conversations with my cat
me: I should probably be productive right?
Cosmo: Meow.
me: I think I'll clean up the house in an hour.
Cosmo: ....
me: Half an hour?
Cosmo: *walks away*
me: ...Am I that pathetic? I guess I could clean.
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If cats could talk..
Me: You're such a cutie! Yes, you are! You are my little cuddly muffin, Cosmo. I love you so so much.
Cosmo: Fuck this clingy shit, I'm out.
*runs away*
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What's the point of a relationship...? I have a cat.
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Me: *eats spaghetti*
Cosmo: *cries*
Me: What? Oh, your food bowl is probably empty. *fills food bowl*
Cosmo: .... *tips kibble over*
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How Cosmo gets food.
3:00 AM
Cosmo: “MEOWWW, MEOOOW, MEOWWWWWWW, MEOWWWowOWWOOW.”
Translation: “I NEED FOOD, YOU’RE KILLING ME, I HATE YOU, WHY YOU STARVE ME? YOU LOWLY CREATURE. HOW DARE YOU DEPRIVE ME OF FOOD, YOU ARE MY SERVANT.”
*gives food*
Cosmo: “meow.”
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Cosmo, I love you.
Cosmo: ....
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Cosmo likes to sleep on my pile of dirty clothes.
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