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all software should be open source wtf. u expect me to run this on my own computer without knowing what its doing???
car manufacturers dont weld the hoods shut to keep ppl from copying their engines. books arent written with a military-grade cipher to avoid plagiarism. and we dont let food have "secret formulas" anymore bc too often one of the "secret ingredients" was fucking lead
when ur distributing a product to the public u forfeit the right to hide whats inside it, u dont get to hand out a black box and expect ppl to just trust u when u totally swear it doesnt have a microphone inside
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UR NOT AUTISTIC? ididnt know they made allistic tumblr users........ crazy stuff going on these days man........ anywya its ok i support everyone, normal people and allistic people ☺️
THIS IS SO FUNNY??? HELP WHY DID EVERYONE THINK IM AUTISTIC
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We’re not making it out of this one
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Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:
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I got this for my friend who drinks milk as an adult and I love it
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corvidcaeneus · 3 hours
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how i think they’d react to the green m&m
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Today's Seal Is: The Devious Devourer
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New women and femmes just dropped!
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corvidcaeneus · 3 hours
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YOUR MUTUAL'S NEW UGLY GUY PHASE
Round 1
[RED ALERT]
incoming spam
WAVE 1/52
OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
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Poor Things (2023)
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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster
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corvidcaeneus · 4 hours
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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
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I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years
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It’s full of plastic bread clips
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It’s for Science
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Holy shit
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