what a cutie ♡

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

This guy had his headphones on like this for almost the entire flight back from Queensland and it was driving me nuts. It was as if he didn’t even care or notice his ear was folded over, which is insane. How could you possibly not realise? I was trying to read a book but I couldn’t concentrate, every time I looked up it was the same. I wanted to reach over and fix it, ask him what the fuck is wrong with him that he can just be ok with having his ear like that. I was furious. It was the worst flight ever.

Rebel Wilson and James Corden at the Academy Awards!

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Taika Waititi accepting the oscar for best adapted screenplay for Jojo Rabbit

[Caption: “This is really great, and I dedicate this to all the Indigenous kids in the world who want to do art, and dance, and write stories. We are the original storytellers, and we can, uh, make it here as well. Thank you! Kia Ora!”]

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE TODAY!!!!!

literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was just her and keanu fucking reeves

these edits are all over twitter but anyway this one is the best one

me: have you ever heard the sound of someone breaking down uncontrollably

friend: no

me: