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coolguycastor · 6 hours
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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media
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Customer: LOVING THE BEACH!! DMV: BITCHIN Verdict: ACCEPTED
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coolguycastor · 6 hours
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it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.
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coolguycastor · 7 hours
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Why didnt my steam save data carry over to this laptop. Im going to kill
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coolguycastor · 7 hours
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Do you guys think i could kill god if i chugged a whole box of 5 hour energies
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coolguycastor · 7 hours
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this keeps happening to me and it’s funnier every time
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coolguycastor · 8 hours
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I just had a very good talk. with a friend. (screaming to myself about an au of my ocs i never talk about)
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coolguycastor · 8 hours
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She took my ability to die in the divorce
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coolguycastor · 9 hours
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thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one
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coolguycastor · 9 hours
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coolguycastor · 10 hours
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Choose wisely.
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coolguycastor · 10 hours
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i don’t wanna be perceived as a man or a woman I wanna be perceived as a faaaaggggoooottttt ^_^
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coolguycastor · 10 hours
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NEW LAPTOP!!!! NEW LAPTOP!!! LAPTOP!!! new!!
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coolguycastor · 10 hours
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babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know
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coolguycastor · 13 hours
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I have decided to give up on creativity forever i think. This fucking sucks
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coolguycastor · 14 hours
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A cougar cub (Puma concolor) in the North Carolina Zoo, USA
by ucumari photography
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coolguycastor · 14 hours
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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over
my gay wolf ass:
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