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Context Free D&D
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@onetruechromosome this feels like a conversation between Yin and Caldor (honestly the panels can work either way as to whose who)
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Rogue 1: Damn it [rogue 2]!
DM: You don't know it was [rogue 2]
Rogue 1: She disappeared into the crowd and now someone is dead. It's a reasonable educated guess at this point.
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Mr DM, the blog is called contextfreedungeon. The fun of it is that the quote is completely out of context
"Everybody, catch that stool!"
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NPC: I'd love to pick you up but I'm in traffic.
Rogue: How can you have traffic in the sky? It's a 3D space.
NPC: Not where I am.
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"I love reading the equipment list of a character I've been playing for a while because it starts out so normal and now it's things like hologram from dead Blair Witch guy"
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Bard: Did you just turn into a seal?
DM: Yes
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"Everybody, catch that stool!"
#dungeons and dragons#d&d#d&d 5e#d&d stuff#d&d 5th edition#d&d campaign#d&d rp#d&d memes#d&d shenanigans#d&d story#d&d quotes#d&d out of context#out of context
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"He could stop being a toilet at anytime, he just chooses not to."
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And we'll do it again!
Apparently I just adopted a kid (metaphorically) ??? I dunno I just got here
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Rogue: Sorry, can't help, I'm 'dead'
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NPC: You've known me for months. You've know this murderer for a week and you like her more?
Rogue: She's funny.
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"There's no room in Bath tub"
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"Innocent" every character, both player and npc, has committed at least one murder. I legitimately can't think of one that didn't kill someone at least indirectly
Once again, the innocent hobgoblin gets accused.
The party is so judgemental.
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"Wait, horses are real?"
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Well now her magic scrap metal supports are even better! (As long as we ignore my terrible rolls last night)
Rogue 1: It's a living creature. It doesn't have machinery.
Rogue 2: Well I'm living creature and I have machinery. What you trying to say?
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Rogue 1: It's a living creature. It doesn't have machinery.
Rogue 2: Well I'm living creature and I have machinery. What you trying to say?
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"Wait, horses are real?"
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