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Lowkey hate how people assume Black transmascs all pass flawlessly and easily. No thats just because you celebrate Black trans men who had that physique or appearance even pre-T. Those of us that don't pass aren't even recognized as trans and are often called trenders or appropriators. We are harassed out of Black trans spaces due to 'realness culture' and transmedicalism. You only see masculine and cis-assumed passing Black transmascs and men as such
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"light yagami is a misogynist" I say into the mic.
the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"she's right... surprising, for a woman", they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands light yagami.
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George: And then she asked me what my favorite Scorsese movie was.
Elaine: Gotta be Taxi Driver.
Jerry: Taxi Driver's a good one.
George: That's not the point. I told her it was Goncharov, Jerry.
Jerry: Yeah, so?
George: Goncharov does not exist! I made it up! It is a made up mafia movie.
Jerry: You made up a mafia movie?
George: Completely fabricated it.
Jerry: Well, what about the actors?
George: Made 'em all up. Pacino, De Niro, Cybill Shepherd, a whole phony cast and synopsis. I even did themes and motifs!
Elaine: Those are hard.
George: Help me, Jerry. What am I gonna do?
[Kramer staggers in, wielding an ice pick.]
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I haven’t seen Goncharov but here’s everything I know about it based on my dash:
set in Naples despite main guy being russian??
clock motifs
there’s a man named Ice Pick Joe, and I’ve never seen anyone call him “joe” everyone always writes out the full name
there’s two named women in the whole movie (one of them is katya? I think?) and every moment they’re on screen together they’re half a second from making out, despite the fact that - and I can’t stress this enough - they don’t pass the bechdel test
more clock motifs
one of the two women is in a relationship with goncharov but I could not tell you which one bc all the gifs are like 120p. it’s some kind loveless love sitch and she gets upset when he DOESNT murder her?? I guess??
goncharov and aleksey(?) are gay af. homoerotic cigarette lighting. the exact opposite of loveless love. tender hatred.
al pacino is allegedly in it but I have no clue who he plays
oh look! more clock motifs
i stg everyone in this movie love-hates goncharov in different complex ways, except for ice pick joe who is just there to stab people in the heads for the R rating
seriously. everyone attempts to get through to goncharov except ice pick joe
ironically, everyone also attempts to kill goncharov except ice pick joe
95% sure goncharov dies at the end but I have no idea who finally kills him. could be anyone. except ice pick joe.
more clock motifs. I wonder if they symbolize goncharov’s time cut short by his own hubr- [gunshot]
everyone agrees the two women are the best part of the movie
Ok that’s everything I know and no I will not be watching this movie but I will continue to enjoy the memes.
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I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol
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Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed
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hal from megamind voice:
Space mom, Space dad, I have something to tell you.
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she;;s just like me!!
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FUCK YEAH
Started Medaka Box yesterday and it was pretty good.
Got halfway through Medaka Box and it is now very good,
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the announcer for the major league “Bees” tournament
AAARE YOU READY TO BUMBLLLLLLE
#this is the gig the announcer for the introversion tournament who got fired ended up with#the pay is nice they guess but they don't find it as intellectually stimulating or rewarding#conspicuousposting
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the announcer for the major league introversion tournament
ARE YOU READY TO MUMBLE?
SORRY I SAID ARE YOU READY TO MUMBLE?
SORRY I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU SAID COULD YOU REPEAT THAT A LITTLE LOUDER
I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T CATCH THAT COULD YOU SAY IT AGAIN
SORRY I DIDN'T
#they are summarily removed from the space for being too loud and making everyone uncomfortable#their replacement is Hatsune Miku#conspicuousposting
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oh, you're going through something? don't be sad! turn that frown into wine.
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