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This is the only day you can reblog this ever
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me to friends: i am 90% gay
literally the rest of me:
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i only drink milk after it's been diluted with cereal
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i hate being on sugar pills when i鈥檓 on my period
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which is worse
beliebers or femi-nazis?
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do pets get Stockholm聽syndrome with their聽owners?
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i feel so bad for all the people who died in 1999. like, they were so close man, so close
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my dash is 98% cat photos and i love it
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wait
i thought you already were
I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives.
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I NEED THE DANCING SPIDEYS ON MY BLOG
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come on guys, what about Burger King and Dairy Queen? there gotta be something there
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
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another alternative: i have more than four mental disorders so i literally cannot function in normal society and idk man, i鈥檓聽just kinda watching life with cynical scepticism
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
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that can be taken in two ways and i can鈥檛 tell if that鈥檚 on purpose or not
me, absolutely aware of the fact that Y/N is not actually me but moreso a generalized character with generalized traits for the purpose of including thousands of other people so that they can insert themselves in a character they can relate to: aww steve rogers is falling in love with me, and only me :-)
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This is my cat Benjamin Button, he鈥檚 getting neutered tomorrow. He鈥檚 not even a year yet 馃槒. Wish him luck!聽
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Can we all just pause for a moment and look at Pink Diamonds design
She looks like a court jester
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She hosts balls and can juggle
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She makes Yellow laugh, which is an amazing feat
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And would play games with the other Diamond鈥檚
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I don鈥檛 think Pink was meant to have colonies,
I think she was meant to entertain the other Diamonds and Homeworld as a whole
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Excuse me, but how much for the dagger?
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*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*
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op, wtf
REBLOG THIS IF you love your DnD character, are making a DnD character OR you have eaten approximately 12 D20s
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