I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives.
another alternative: i have more than four mental disorders so i literally cannot function in normal society and idk man, i鈥檓聽just kinda watching life with cynical scepticism
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
that can be taken in two ways and i can鈥檛 tell if that鈥檚 on purpose or not
me, absolutely aware of the fact that Y/N is not actually me but moreso a generalized character with generalized traits for the purpose of including thousands of other people so that they can insert themselves in a character they can relate to: aww steve rogers is falling in love with me, and only me :-)
*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*