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condensedenderman · 22 days

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currently fighting my demons <- the urge to make Minecraft snails out of cardboard

#hermitcraft #grian #snails #what is season 10 doing to me

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condensedenderman · 2 months

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mumbo jumbo why do you have four nearly broken diamond pickaxes in your inventory. mister mumbo k jumbo please fix them. combine them. do something. why are they like that

#hermitcraft #mumbojumbo #this is such a random hill to die on #but please i am begging you #this can't continue

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condensedenderman · 2 months

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grian’s base from last season :)

i might add some watercolour at some point bit this is not watercolour paper so we shall see

#HOLY BEANS #THIS IS SO GOOD #grian #hermitcraft #art #hermitcraft 9

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condensedenderman · 2 months

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look alright, I know everyone is headcanoning Grian as a kōtare (kingfisher) this season because of his obsessive crush on the ocean but I need you guys to hear me out on this okay... if anyone is a kōtare this season it's 100% Gem (I mean c'mon her skin has the blues and everything!). no, Grian is not a kōtare, Grian is and always will be a kea.

(reasoning under the cut because it got kind of long, as well as some pictures of birds being idiots)

first things first, not only are they a parrot (which I have seen Grian headcanoned as being alongside being a macaw specifically) but their colors fit his vibe, just look at these funky lil guys??

majestic dorks.

secondly, kea are not only the worlds only alpine parrot (hello magic mountaineers? he may have a crush on the ocean but he did choose to build his base against a mountain this season), they're also well known for being (and I feel the need to stress this) absolute fucking prankster gods. they're literally known for their mischievous, chaos bringing personalities, are smart as hell, and are extremely curious and playful to boot. they're literally (lovingly) called the 'clown of the mountain' by some people.

like seriously, here's a small list of things kea have been known to do:

dive bombing roofs to, essentially, use them as fun little slides

they also like to roll stones down roofs for fun

exploring anything new - they're known to investigate backpacks, skis, and even cars, they especially love anything they can easily mess with or grab

on the topic of investigating backpacks, they will literally open said backpacks in order to steal things like food

knocking over skis so that they can ride downhill on them

throwing stones at humans for fun

peeling off and eating the rubber on cars

just fucking with cars in general (see below for an image of a kea messing with a towbar) they'll strip your car of anything not bolted or welded down

they'll nick anything they can get their grubby little beaks or claws on including wallets and passports

breaking into houses through cat doors

turning on water taps

learning to use tools to set off stoat traps

playing with traffic cones

playing with snowballs

there was a kea that literally locked a guy inside of his hut

on top of all of this, they're known to do some of this stuff just to entertain other kea around them.

here's some pictures of the idiots doing their thing:

basically, these guys are dicks and I have never seen a more Grian-coded bird in my life than these little shits. kea Grian supemacy.

#KEA GRIAN #full send #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #grian #kea #kea bird

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condensedenderman · 3 months

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Part 2 of my mermaid thing idk.

The little men in my head are telling me to draw fnaf mermaids and I do not have the power to resist their sweet temptations. Part 1 of this fishy nightmare

#ohhhhh i am. OBSESSED #big boy pretty boy #look at that smile #i love this a normal amount #security breach #daycare attendant #moondrop #sundrop #alternate universe #mermaid au

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condensedenderman · 3 months

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“Impulse and Scar both have grey skins because they got Demised”

WRONG. They both have grey skins because they open up their season 10 first episodes with Aviator!Scar crash landing his plane directly on top of Impulse, killing them both instantly

#namemc spoilers #hermitcraft #impulsesv #goodtimeswithscar #the only opening tbh

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condensedenderman · 3 months

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I found this image... and I just felt a connection.

#don't worry it's just for shooting darts trust me #fnaf #dca #sundrop #sun fnaf #security breach #gun #the sun is a deadly laser

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condensedenderman · 3 months

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I really like Help Wanted 2... and drawing massive Pants

#moondrop #moon fnaf #daycare attendant #five nights at freddy's #help wanted 2 #security breach #what a weird lil dude #love him #GREAT pants

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condensedenderman · 4 months

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A proper beautiful Dawn for @head-in-the-icloud , as promised 😌💖

#RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE COLORSSSSSSS #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #royal jesters au #jester dawn

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condensedenderman · 4 months

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i wanted to draw the silly jester (Dusk) because im very normal about him (lie) :3 @head-in-the-icloud

(pose reference and the creator of said reference)

#the prettiest man omg #fnaf #fnaf sb au #royal jesters au #fnaf moon

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condensedenderman · 4 months

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*unsheaths sword*

I am coming to tame the beast of Pleadise

bonus:

#brb CRYING AT THR LAST PANEL #i would let him set me on fire tbh #fnaf #fnaf oc #fnaf au #royal jesters au

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condensedenderman · 4 months

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@orbitalconjunction I think u need to see this too

"OKAY I NEED TO KNOW, I KNOW THE ROYAL AND MEDIEVAL AUS ARE HOT RN BUT HAS ANYONE MADE IT SO THE BOIS PRETEND TO BE JESTERS FIRST TO TEST PEOPLE ONLY TO REVEAL THEY ARE THE PRINCES LATER" - Me a couple days ago Couple Days later: Makes full Refs of Main Cast with possibly more on the way maybe- ljaskdjflkasdjf LISTEN I love the idea of them pretending to be jesters or being jesters ina royal au, because they are jesters and this is just, ough im a sucker for love stories ough Thanking @crazedauthor for helping me flesh out this au of mine, giving yn a hella yummy backstory of being from a destitute noble family who's running on a fail economy, not having much to their name. Then it follows Sun and Moon, who pretend to be jesters to sort out the decent people from all the snobby, snooty bastards of people. They don't reveal themselves but instead mostly wire their findings to Gaia, their mum and current Ruler of (the current name is Palideas, but its subject to possibly change), and of course they do this with potential suitors, and after awhile, Gaia's no longer able to put it off, Sun and Moon need suitors, so she invites all possible suitors to the kingdom, and in here walks Y/n, many shenanigans ensue I dunno if I'll write a fic for this but I am sososososososoososososo tempted So uh, enjoy- (Also calling it the Royal Jesters AU, so theres that as well-)

#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH?#oh my GOD they are SO GORGEOUS #AND THE CONCEPT!!!!#i literally just discovered this today and IMMEDIATELY consumed all content for it #hhhhhhhh g o od #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf au #fnaf oc

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condensedenderman · 5 months

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my awful new carrot children and their potential scries

#flight rising #fr #fr ancient #auroboa #or however you spell that #scries #i nearly cried when i saw them LMAO #there is no hope for me #all my random children are ugly <3

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condensedenderman · 5 months

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Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

#I'm so tired i lefit thoughr this was an actual series of rumblr posts wtf #op you're big brain #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf 3 #springtrap

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condensedenderman · 6 months

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aight listen. LISTEN. i know they were joking about the trap doors being bunkbeds. but consider: boatem dog pile

#secret life #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #mumbojumbo #mumbo jumbo #pearlescentmoon fanart #pearl #impulesv #impulse #boatem #3/5 of it anyways #DO NOT tag as ship thank u #anyways this part had me laughing so hard #i will be rewatching this a thousand times now thank u

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condensedenderman · 6 months

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Op this is actually incredible. Like every frame of this is Actual Art. Bdub's face of pain as Mumbo talks to him. The way he builds up just to be eye level. Ending up flat on the ground as he Suffers. The way he screeches at the end. It's magnificent. Thank you. From the botton of my heart, thank you.

the most difficult secret task

reblogs appreciated :D hoping to do a couple secret life animatics over the course of the season, this whole disaster from session 1 is my absolute favorite

#secret life smp #secret life #life series #life series smp #mumbo jumbo #bdubbleo100 #bdouble0 #trafficblr #traffic smp #bdubs #joel #smallishbeans fanart #audio #an actual masterpiece #i wanna xry it's so good

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condensedenderman · 6 months

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Is it just me or did most of the tasks either fall in the category of "entertainment" or the category of "make others feel negative emotions towards you"? Like, we've got simple tasks like making puns and using different names for people and then we've got other tasks like building obnoxiously close to someone or breaking their crafting table while they're using it which, like Jimmy said, would make them "hate them" so, like... Seeing as the watchers feed on emotions and love to watch stuff happen...

#WAIT OP THIS IS??? SO BIG BRAIN #HOLY FRICK #something to keep in mind fo sho #life series #trafficblr #traffic spoilers #life series spoilers #watchers #secret life smp #secret life smp spoilers

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