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Reblogged to the wrong blog again so sorry
-phin
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Agatha: life is...an egg
Hangry: explain
Agatha: sometimes there are chickens in it
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Malak, to doug: Tell me your fears and I'll play connect the dots with your psyche
#dark deception#mod phin#dark deception doug#malak#dark deception malak#doug houser#source: discord shenanigans
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Malak: Okay, for the last time. We call it a traumatic event
Malak, to Bierce: NOT a "bro moment"
Malak, to Doug: NOT a "Major L"!!
Malak, to lucky: AND NOT A "OOP LMAO"!!!
#dark deception#mod phin#source: i saw it in a comic my mutual reblogged#malak#dark deception malak#dark deception bierce#dark deception doug#dark deception lucky#doug houser#helen bierce#lucky the rabbit
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Oh my god i reblogged to the wrong blog i am SO SORRY
-phin
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Heyo, i was just wondering what vince did? I don't keep up with the game as i used to.
Hoo boy. There's a video that i think explains things perfectly
Tldr: Vince doesn't take criticism well. After this person, who invested so much into this game, shared some distaste, he (vince) blocked him across all accounts of his
Not to mention his shitty work ethic and empty promises
youtube
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So. I may end up dropping this blog once chapter five is out. I love the support and all but with vince being as horrible a person as he is. I don't want much of that anymore. I don't want to interact with a fandom with a person that terrible running it
I'm not sure what I'll do. Because wow I've pit a lot of work into this blog. But also... Hm. Maybe I'll let people in to take the reigns. Stay in the background because I'm admittedly too attached to want to just deactivate and watch it die. Yeah i get I'm being wishy washy but man.
I'll think about it. After all, I'm certain i have two years to think on it /hj
-phin
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What in the tit cunt shit fuck christ is this bs vince
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Bierce: malak has been lecturing doug on the difference between a slut, a hoe, a skank, and a whore. He's been at it for an hour now
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Malak: doug, are you still with me?
Doug: unfortunately-
Malak: great! So here's what a skank is-
#dark deception#mod phin#Source: discord shenanigans#dark deception doug#malak#dark deception malak#doug houser#Dark deception Bierce#helen bierce
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Evans, upon realising his wounds disappear when he switches Nightmares :
"Ah, sweet !"
"Now I'm only wounded ✨EMOTIONALLY✨!(:"
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Doug: god is watching me like a fucking comedy
Doug: the moment I'm no longer funny to him I'm going into cardiac arrest
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Reaper nurse: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Matron, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Reaper nurse: BLOCKED.
#dark deception#mod phin#source: incorrect quotes generator#reaper nurses#the matron#dark deception reaper nurses#dark deception matron
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Doug, blasting through a door of Mama Bear's cabin, in a narrator-like voice :
"Hi, my name is Doug and I fear bears. Why do I fear bears ? Because bears can run up to 30 miles a hour and I know for a fact there is a bear less than 30 miles away, which means that a bear could be here in a matter of less than a hour. Why would a bear be here ? Well, because they can smell fear and I fear them"
#submission#doug houser#mama bear#dark deception#source Tumblr I think#dark deception doug#dark deception mama bear#mod phin#tumblr give me submission notifs challenge
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Doug, cornered : Sorry for being a man
Reaper Nurse, stabbing him : Some crimes can never be forgiven
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Mama Bear: Dear Malak, I'm taking my 50 babies out for a walk.
Malak: I thought you said you had 30 babies.
Mama Bear: I had 20 more yesterday!
#submission#dark deception#dark deception chapter 4#dark deception mama bear#dark deception malak#source: chowder#mod phin
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Agatha: here you are, daddy, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Malak: oh, it's cold
Agatha: nice cup of coffee
Malak: It's horrible
Agatha: cup of coffee..?
Malak: I'm not even sure this is coffee
Agatha: cup?
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Lucky: The milfs are 500ft away from my location , I fear my defenses aren’t enough , they’re now 300ft away , tell my wife I love her
#dark deception#mod phin#source: mod phin's discord shenanigans#dark deception lucky#lucky the rabbit
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