im back on my BULLSHIT with an enlightened sense of humor babey!!!!

btw so sorry for not posting for a long long time. burned out

sorry if you saw that i didnt post Anything At All. Wrong Account

crap shit oh no

But like decades from now, when our grandkids ask about 2020, can't we just make up random crazy stuff too?

"There was covid! Lockdowns! Murder hornets! Eels on cocaine! Kanye brought a man back from the dead in hologram form! Trump went mad, told everyone to drink bleach and his lawyer attempted a military coup next door to a dildo store!"

*child nods trustingly*

"Also, vampires and unicorns and dragons hated vaccines and Taylor Swift had to fight Darth Vader to regain her sword and rule middle earth again."

*child continues to nod trustingly*

we’ve all heard of polio, a disabling and life-threatening disease caused by poliovirus, that ran rampant through the world before it was eradicated (in the west) with the introduction of a vaccine in the 1950s. enough time has passed that most of us, and most of our parents, have grown up without knowing people who survived polio.

what I bet you didn’t know about is something called Post-Polio Syndrome. it occurs in more than half of people who survive poliovirus, and it occurs decades later. year after people have lived through polio, years after they have “recovered,” they begin to struggle. they begin to decline. they experience pain and weakness and loss of function. they develop new disabilities, and see old disabilities worsen. and there is no cure, only management. 

That’s what happens post poliovirus. It happens bc poliovirus causes lifelong damage, the extent of which is only revealed decades later. We are among the first generations to grow up not knowing people who live with the longterm consequences of poliovirus.

We will be among the first to find out what Post-Corona Syndrome looks like.

yeah......no comment

2 female characters: [maintaining eye contact for 0.00072 seconds more than necessary]

my gaydar, beeping fervently: gay. they are. gay. homosexuals. lesbian. LESBIANS. L-E-S-B-I-A-N-S, I SAY, LESBIANS!

what do u mean i can’t come out to my parents by playing songs by openly lgbtq+ artists in the car?

hamster talk

Ne: If hamsters could talk, what would they say?

Te: They'd tell you to shut the fuck up.

youtube recommendations

intp: wow kurzgesagt, such intellectual content! i can't wait to learn more about-

intp: haha look it's furret

how do u make your cereal? i put bowl last <3

yeah. the vibes don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

holy fuck its been a year since i was convinced to make a tumblr blog. i love you all

just did a bad thing i don’t regret the thing i did

tfw trickster Se

road sign: beware extra step

INxP: lmao wdym beware? i'm so good at walking i don't need this step-

also INxP: *trips over* FUCK

I'm asking you on a date